JT Music, TEAMHEADKICK - Jedi Bong Hits lyrics

There's no weed on Tatooine jedi Bong Hit's

Smoke a lot of weed, and well, the truth is
You can guarantee, so does George Lucas
Just take a look around at
The Star Wars Universe
You might have done some drugs
But he did 'em all first
We sell to both sides, everyone gets higher
The Rebel Alliance and the Empire
Dagobah Green is the holy god shit
And weed is what we sling
With the Jedi Bong Hit's (Jedi Bong Hit's)
Woo hoo! Dagobah Green (Jedi Bong Hit's)

Here, it's all you

I'm good, bro
Smokin' a bowl with my main man Vader
Can't find the lighter? Then
Use the Lightsaber
Fat ass Jabba stay outta my business
Inhale the vapor for your carbonite sickness
When you take a hit of
This shit into your lungs
Now you're filled up with dank Midi-chlorians
Buckle up, sit back, enjoy the ride
Cause even the Sarlacc is chill
Tokin' on the Dark Side

I called Han Solo to smugle my dope
When I went to pick it up
He said it all got smoked
I was like: C-3PO, make me lunch, please

I'm sorry, sir chewbacca has the munchies

Now we doing lightspeed while
The Wookie's tripping balls
Smokin' Gungan Skunk Weed cause
My ganja's gone

Pass da bong, meesa wants another hit

You can have it, Jar Jar
I'm done with this shit

Leia's outfit is kind of see-through
I hide my best chronic in R2-D2
Doing hash and wax with my boy Darth Maul
Ten bags of Dagobah, we smoked 'em all
That ain't a moon, it's a battle station
Galactic headshop for legalization
Too high to drive, turn a little tighter
Clip a Star Destroyer, swerve a TIE Fighter

Cuttin' Corusant Kush with my Alderaan Maui
If you ain't 'bout the green
You can get the fuck outtie
Rolling up a blunt
Dope straight outta Bespin
Got a DUI when I crashed my fuckin' X Wing
Ever met a member of the Jedi Council?
Me and Mace Windu each smoked an ounce, ill
He ate the roach and chased
It with bong water
Then he told me 'bout Padme and
The mind tricks he taught her

There's no weed on Tatooine jedi Bong Hit's
There's no weed on Tatooine jedi Bong Hit's

Stormtroopers kick back
Fuckin' get down with me
When I'm rippin' Rebel reefer up
In fuckin' Cloud City
Hit's like a freight train, almost got sick
When Admiral Ackbar hotboxed the starship
He had a fat blunt, then he damn near snapped
He's runnin' up and down the
Ship screaming "IT'S A TRAP!" i made a fluke
(oops) , I smoked a doobie with Luke
I'll never do that again
Dude is depressing as fook

Pack the Dagobah Green into the
Pipe and spark it
I'm trying to light it (Stay on target)
Stormtroopers are bangin' on drums
Ewoks bogartin' the joints, fuckin' bums
It's puff puff pass, puff puff pass
Obi Wan Kenobi can blow me cause I'm too fast
Tearin' that bowl up like Bantha Fodder
Doin' shotgun kisses with Amidala

When I'm stoned off my balls
I'm a sick pod racer
Packin' up a bowl with some Tusken raiders
Those motherfuckers go hard
Don't invite Sebulba, that dude's a narc
I made the Kessel run in less then 12 parsecs
Travel 'round the galaxy for
Interstellar star sex
And I always cut a mean deal for my boys
(I'll trade you an eighth
For those two droids)

Senator Palpatine has a condition
He went to the council
For a Dagobah prescription
You can get baked just off the aroma
Yoda smokes Dagobah Green for glaucoma
He's the Willie Nelson of the universe
Smokes so much reefer that
He talks in reverse
He's a green machine, he loves to get high

Do or do not there is no try

Luke, I am your father

Well, I'm so baked that I can't be bothered
In an airlock chamber filling my lungs
I hear the Sith have sick anti-gravity bongs
When it comes to Ewoks, they get the highest
Sittin' back, puffin' on Endor's finest
Hey, Vader

What?

Take it while it's hot, Dad

That's the best green I've ever had

Hoth hydroponic and I wish I had a heater
What's taking so long
Reprogramming those speeders?
Jump on a Tauntaun, goin' for a ride
They smell like butthole on the inside
Boba Fett, my boy, always down to do dabs
Sativa, Indica, every strain that I have
Now everyone gets high 'cause our
Weed is the bomb
Jedi Bong Master (You're the Padawan)

There's no weed on Tatooine jedi Bong Hit's
There's no weed on Tatooine jedi Bong Hit's