JT Music - Junkrat and Roadhog Rap lyrics
[JT Music - Junkrat and Roadhog Rap lyrics]
Dispatch, we are in hot pursuit
Of two hostile fugitives
One immensely obese brute accompanied
By a scrawny, peg legged minion
Now, we have attempted
Peaceful negotiations here, but
Wait, what's this? We're picking up
Something on another frequency
Let me patch it through
They call me Junkrat, I'm a violent rodent
I never use guns, but I like explosives!
I'll stop the payload with my remote - click!
It's good news when I say "I've blown it!"
I'm always laughin' cuz I'm always jokin'
Swipe me right on tinder because
I'm smokin' - hot probably cuz I'm a pyro
My hair's on fire, if you need a light
Though i think aiming is overrated
Dynamite and bombs are all I play with
It's a perfect day for mayhem
Got a couple traps and it's time I lay them
I've always got a leg up, mate
Send you sky high where the weather's great
That's a rap, now that you all know me
Show some love for my psycho roadie
I'm a demo expert
Sorry if I'm a little wired
I live in the fast lane, I'm not a boar
I'm the hog that the pigs never caught before
With a mask that you'll never see me take off
Like Leatherface
Straight outta Texas Chainsaw
Heavyweight champ, a wasteland hulk
Shut up Mad Max, you're in my Thunderdome
I'll hop on my Harley, spread some anarchy
Than Junkrat just did to this verse
You're just an obnoxious body to guard
The bonds that we've made
You're too loud, and it's pissin' me off
You smell like roadkill and
It's makin' me cough
Still without me, you would never win
I'm only jokin', you're used to takin' flak
That's where the gas mask really comes in use
The stank you smell is my indigestion
We'd all be on fire this entire match!
You're not a Junkrat
You're a worthless vermin
Who you gonna call for zone control?
I'll blow out your brains if you say bacon
Till the Omnics came in and
All our nation was razed
Just thinking of bacon is heartache
A piece of me died on that dark day
Now I'm back on the road
With no family or friends
I ride my cycle alone
I guess this is how it ends
I'll be by your side if you want, so
This is sufficiently awkward
Lips are sealed, ahahahahahaha!
Of two hostile fugitives
One immensely obese brute accompanied
By a scrawny, peg legged minion
Now, we have attempted
Peaceful negotiations here, but
Wait, what's this? We're picking up
Something on another frequency
Let me patch it through
They call me Junkrat, I'm a violent rodent
I never use guns, but I like explosives!
I'll stop the payload with my remote - click!
It's good news when I say "I've blown it!"
I'm always laughin' cuz I'm always jokin'
Swipe me right on tinder because
I'm smokin' - hot probably cuz I'm a pyro
My hair's on fire, if you need a light
Though i think aiming is overrated
Dynamite and bombs are all I play with
It's a perfect day for mayhem
Got a couple traps and it's time I lay them
I've always got a leg up, mate
Send you sky high where the weather's great
That's a rap, now that you all know me
Show some love for my psycho roadie
I'm a demo expert
Sorry if I'm a little wired
I live in the fast lane, I'm not a boar
I'm the hog that the pigs never caught before
With a mask that you'll never see me take off
Like Leatherface
Straight outta Texas Chainsaw
Heavyweight champ, a wasteland hulk
Shut up Mad Max, you're in my Thunderdome
I'll hop on my Harley, spread some anarchy
Than Junkrat just did to this verse
You're just an obnoxious body to guard
The bonds that we've made
You're too loud, and it's pissin' me off
You smell like roadkill and
It's makin' me cough
Still without me, you would never win
I'm only jokin', you're used to takin' flak
That's where the gas mask really comes in use
The stank you smell is my indigestion
We'd all be on fire this entire match!
You're not a Junkrat
You're a worthless vermin
Who you gonna call for zone control?
I'll blow out your brains if you say bacon
Till the Omnics came in and
All our nation was razed
Just thinking of bacon is heartache
A piece of me died on that dark day
Now I'm back on the road
With no family or friends
I ride my cycle alone
I guess this is how it ends
I'll be by your side if you want, so
This is sufficiently awkward
Lips are sealed, ahahahahahaha!