JT Music, Andrea Storm Kaden - Peach Vs Zelda Rap Battle lyrics

(Just because your a princess
Don't mean you gotta act royal)

You step in Hyrule you're under my rule
I got divine roots in my blood line, fool
You don't got all the disguises that I do
At least you got Toad he's a fun guy
I'm a psychic, I'll read your mind too
I've already foreseen your weak rhymes
I was gifted wisdom from the goddess Nayru
Are you an Ocarina? 'Cause I just played you

You see the future? With precognition
See you just admitted all
Your lines are written
I'm the finest princess my
Whole kingdoms smitten
They all blindly obey every
Mission I give them but I treat them well
Make no mistake
When the jobs done I let them eat cake
I'll whack you with my racket put
You back in your place
Talk to Majora your gonna want
A mask on your face

I'm sick and tired of always playing girly
Gloves off, it's time to get my nails dirty
I'm the Nintendo queen it's going down
We may be royal
But only one can wear the crown

Mario's home better get to bakin'
Never met a princess this domesticated
What good is a castle if
It's more like a prison?
I fight with weapons I didn't
Get from the kitchen i got the Tri-force
You know that I've been blessed
You're just another ditzy damsel in distress
I'll give you back to Bowser
When I'm done with you
I love a Toadstool in my mushroom soup

Diss my Mario and shit will get wild
At least he's a man
Isn't Link still a child?
I'll batter your face and bake
You like a cake bitch!
Buttslam you into paste now domesticate this
Hey! Listen! Hear that Zeldy?
The sound of you, failing to outsell me
Ain't a single princess
That can ever replace me
Where's Zelda? I'll tell ya
She's pushin' up Daisy
I'm sick and tired of always playing girly
Gloves off, it's time to get my nails dirty
I'm the Nintendo queen it's going down
We may be royal
But only one can wear the crown

I'm like a Bob-Omb you don't wanna spark me
I'll tell everyone you slept with
All the Mario Party
I've got my bow and arrows
So my blows land harder
I aim for the stars while
You date blue collar
You look like a cheap Disney Princess
I'd never be caught dead in
That tacky pink dress
My name is Legend, yours will be forgotten
Sorry Mario, but this Peach is rotten

Oh, is it my turn? Can I take a nap first?
Was that a lullaby, or another rap verse?
Here Zelda borrow my umbrella
I drop cold bars got you Frozen like Elsa
Your Legend is a trend my legacy is classic
You're riding horseback
While I'm driving automatic
And you know I'm riding dirty as hell
I'll rally round your family with
A pocket full of shells!
(Peach shouting at Mario)

I'm sick and tired of always playing girly
Gloves off, it's time to get my nails dirty
I'm the Nintendo queen it's going down
We may be royal
But only one can wear the crown