JT Music, Andrea Storm Kaden - Soldier vs Pharah Rap Battle lyrics
[JT Music, Andrea Storm Kaden - Soldier vs Pharah Rap Battle lyrics]
Ten hut maggots, that's an order
I'm gonna blow up this track
With my knack for mortars
At the end of this war
You will have no quarters
So you'd best retreat
Cause I'm blasting forward
I'm racking up kills so efficiently
My weapon's heavy
Yet I have skilled mobility
Cause I'm a rocket man
But I won't burn out my fuse
Haven't stopped battling since World War I I
And they rejected me from the army
I'm a one man militia
Must be why they didn't want me
I've killed a lot of Nazis, call it my hobby
And where were you Pharah? Crying for mommy
Pain is weakness leaving the body
It's nothing to me, cuz I'm a rocket jockey
I can take a little flack
Look who can fly now don't give her a rifle
She might shoot her eye out
See this rocket launcher
I'm self taught with it
Beware my massive splash damage
Don't get caught in it
On second thought I could've
Fathered you darling
But when your jets fail I
Won't honor the fallen
Careful old man, you're not ready for this
You couldn't find a helmet that even fit's
So I find it no surprise
That you steadily miss
The only soldier I know is 76
Now buckle up coward, I'll show you power
I respect veterans not stolen valor
What kind of soldier works alone?
You should turn yourself over
To a nursing home
I fight for justice, you kill for slaughter
I've been decorated with so
Many medals of honor
Like my mother and father and
Their mother and father you're not a dad
But I'll make you cannon fodder
Rocket jumping sounds dangerous
You must be a masochist if pain is bliss
So I guess you asked for
This I'll aim and just
Blast you back ten years when
Your game's a hit
Welcome to the future, I've got a jetpack
You've been living in the past
You should get back
Now your sins shall be paid for with blood
I'm a goddess and justice rains from above
I once killed a man with a god complex
Was he responsible for the holocaust? Yes
Call this your dishonorable discharge
You won't even see it coming "Is
This just a drill sarge?"
Call yourself a goddess, now I'm atheist
But There's no better title than a patriot
I'll kill you with this shovel then
Dig your grave with it
There ain't' no place you're safe
From my blast radius
So fly against me, come try to end me
You'll find out why these
Skies aren't friendly
You're fuel's running low and so is your luck
Gliding around
Might as well be a sitting duck
I'll drop you before you even
Start a rocket barrage
The only barrage from you will
Be your body in parts
If I was her dad, this brat
I would never let fly
Stand down, let me fight that 76 guy
You're so beneath me you could use a boost
When I'm done you're gonna wish
You flew the coop if I taught you to fly
It would be a crash course
Thanks for your service that nobody asked for
How do your rockets stack up? You have four?
Loading one-by-one is not fast
Can you add more?
You don't want to waste any
Be careful with them
Cause it won't take long till
My tank's full again
Back in to the fray knocking tangos down
I can't even count how many I'm laying out
When I'm rocking my Raptora I'm superior
You're a dinosaur, I'm a meteor
You're not part of any army, squad or corps
And your pathetic base
I would not call a fort
Running low on ammo you cannot at all afford
Clearly you've never read the art of war
I'm gonna blow up this track
With my knack for mortars
At the end of this war
You will have no quarters
So you'd best retreat
Cause I'm blasting forward
I'm racking up kills so efficiently
My weapon's heavy
Yet I have skilled mobility
Cause I'm a rocket man
But I won't burn out my fuse
Haven't stopped battling since World War I I
And they rejected me from the army
I'm a one man militia
Must be why they didn't want me
I've killed a lot of Nazis, call it my hobby
And where were you Pharah? Crying for mommy
Pain is weakness leaving the body
It's nothing to me, cuz I'm a rocket jockey
I can take a little flack
Look who can fly now don't give her a rifle
She might shoot her eye out
See this rocket launcher
I'm self taught with it
Beware my massive splash damage
Don't get caught in it
On second thought I could've
Fathered you darling
But when your jets fail I
Won't honor the fallen
Careful old man, you're not ready for this
You couldn't find a helmet that even fit's
So I find it no surprise
That you steadily miss
The only soldier I know is 76
Now buckle up coward, I'll show you power
I respect veterans not stolen valor
What kind of soldier works alone?
You should turn yourself over
To a nursing home
I fight for justice, you kill for slaughter
I've been decorated with so
Many medals of honor
Like my mother and father and
Their mother and father you're not a dad
But I'll make you cannon fodder
Rocket jumping sounds dangerous
You must be a masochist if pain is bliss
So I guess you asked for
This I'll aim and just
Blast you back ten years when
Your game's a hit
Welcome to the future, I've got a jetpack
You've been living in the past
You should get back
Now your sins shall be paid for with blood
I'm a goddess and justice rains from above
I once killed a man with a god complex
Was he responsible for the holocaust? Yes
Call this your dishonorable discharge
You won't even see it coming "Is
This just a drill sarge?"
Call yourself a goddess, now I'm atheist
But There's no better title than a patriot
I'll kill you with this shovel then
Dig your grave with it
There ain't' no place you're safe
From my blast radius
So fly against me, come try to end me
You'll find out why these
Skies aren't friendly
You're fuel's running low and so is your luck
Gliding around
Might as well be a sitting duck
I'll drop you before you even
Start a rocket barrage
The only barrage from you will
Be your body in parts
If I was her dad, this brat
I would never let fly
Stand down, let me fight that 76 guy
You're so beneath me you could use a boost
When I'm done you're gonna wish
You flew the coop if I taught you to fly
It would be a crash course
Thanks for your service that nobody asked for
How do your rockets stack up? You have four?
Loading one-by-one is not fast
Can you add more?
You don't want to waste any
Be careful with them
Cause it won't take long till
My tank's full again
Back in to the fray knocking tangos down
I can't even count how many I'm laying out
When I'm rocking my Raptora I'm superior
You're a dinosaur, I'm a meteor
You're not part of any army, squad or corps
And your pathetic base
I would not call a fort
Running low on ammo you cannot at all afford
Clearly you've never read the art of war