JT Music - The Mob Rap, Pt. 3 lyrics
[JT Music - The Mob Rap, Pt. 3 lyrics]
Welcome back mobs and monsters!
Ghouls and goblins of all shapes and sizes!
DJ Deadpig drop the beat!
Oh man what's going on here?
I thought I heard something
Oh god no please! Blahaa
Get ready cause we're back!
And we're back for good
When the sun goes down better leave the woods
I got a couple arrows ready
And I'm ready to shoot!
So by the time I'm done
You will be zombie food (Yummy)
Pillaging your little village is fun
I'm only good at killing you so
Are you willing to run?
If you've got a lot of
Armor then come get some!
I'll put a frown on your face
And an arrow in your bum!
If I had a broom, I'd take to the skies
And cook up a stew with spider's eyes
I have all kinds of potions, you cannot hide
With a flick of my wrist, you die!
If you try to kill me, I wish you luck
Got a couple potions to heal my cuts
I don't need friends, I live alone in my hut
You don't like my nose? Kiss my butt!
The sun goes down that's
When they get started
They've got one mission that's
To kill the target (Ahhhhh)
Grandpa I just heard something
I guess I should start running
But what's the point if you
Got no place to go?
I think we showed up at the wrong occasion
We'll get on our way, we must be mistaken
We was lookin' for a field
With some plants to consume
Sorry to interrupt, you can resume
We don't like killing people or causing harm
I mean look at us we belong to a farm
So if you don't mind, we'll move on by
Oh look some wheat! Move bitch it's mine!
Ah-Ahem well, I'm the enderman
Rapping isn't my forte
But I suppose while I have the stand
I can tell you my story
I don't know where I'm from
I don't know where I'm going
But I hate everyone
So I guess that's worth knowing
And if you don't look at me
Then I won't bother you
And you'd better not steal because
That's what I do!
I'm your worst nightmare
And you'll never wake up
I make the EnderDragon look like a cakewalk
I'm from the nether where I never see the sun
And I'm proof that three heads
Are better than one throwin' wither skulls
Makin' wither sounds you're ready to give up
I want another round
Nobody's gonna save you now i'm the mob boss
Represent the undead crowd!
Guess who's back
You bunch of little bitches?
Just when you thought it was
Safe to eat chickens
I'm gonna make you wish you'd
Never had a taste layin' eggs like a boss
Takin' over the place aaagh
Humankind has had it's run
Now it's time for the poultry
To have it's fun!
You've gotten yourself in a feathery storm
For each one of us you kill
A dozen are born!
Yeah, passin' off the mic to
My partner in flight mC Fangs!
(Fangs can't keep still)
Ah screw it, who's next?
They call me Ezio
They're never gonna get me though
I'm a voice for the voiceless
Eyes of the blind and I'm always in the back
Of my enemy's minds
None of these infidels shall flee
I'm a decked out weaponized killing machine
Doesn't matter what game i came from
Here I am i'm the first one to strike and
The last one to stand
Now hit the chorus again!
Ghouls and goblins of all shapes and sizes!
DJ Deadpig drop the beat!
Oh man what's going on here?
I thought I heard something
Oh god no please! Blahaa
Get ready cause we're back!
And we're back for good
When the sun goes down better leave the woods
I got a couple arrows ready
And I'm ready to shoot!
So by the time I'm done
You will be zombie food (Yummy)
Pillaging your little village is fun
I'm only good at killing you so
Are you willing to run?
If you've got a lot of
Armor then come get some!
I'll put a frown on your face
And an arrow in your bum!
If I had a broom, I'd take to the skies
And cook up a stew with spider's eyes
I have all kinds of potions, you cannot hide
With a flick of my wrist, you die!
If you try to kill me, I wish you luck
Got a couple potions to heal my cuts
I don't need friends, I live alone in my hut
You don't like my nose? Kiss my butt!
The sun goes down that's
When they get started
They've got one mission that's
To kill the target (Ahhhhh)
Grandpa I just heard something
I guess I should start running
But what's the point if you
Got no place to go?
I think we showed up at the wrong occasion
We'll get on our way, we must be mistaken
We was lookin' for a field
With some plants to consume
Sorry to interrupt, you can resume
We don't like killing people or causing harm
I mean look at us we belong to a farm
So if you don't mind, we'll move on by
Oh look some wheat! Move bitch it's mine!
Ah-Ahem well, I'm the enderman
Rapping isn't my forte
But I suppose while I have the stand
I can tell you my story
I don't know where I'm from
I don't know where I'm going
But I hate everyone
So I guess that's worth knowing
And if you don't look at me
Then I won't bother you
And you'd better not steal because
That's what I do!
I'm your worst nightmare
And you'll never wake up
I make the EnderDragon look like a cakewalk
I'm from the nether where I never see the sun
And I'm proof that three heads
Are better than one throwin' wither skulls
Makin' wither sounds you're ready to give up
I want another round
Nobody's gonna save you now i'm the mob boss
Represent the undead crowd!
Guess who's back
You bunch of little bitches?
Just when you thought it was
Safe to eat chickens
I'm gonna make you wish you'd
Never had a taste layin' eggs like a boss
Takin' over the place aaagh
Humankind has had it's run
Now it's time for the poultry
To have it's fun!
You've gotten yourself in a feathery storm
For each one of us you kill
A dozen are born!
Yeah, passin' off the mic to
My partner in flight mC Fangs!
(Fangs can't keep still)
Ah screw it, who's next?
They call me Ezio
They're never gonna get me though
I'm a voice for the voiceless
Eyes of the blind and I'm always in the back
Of my enemy's minds
None of these infidels shall flee
I'm a decked out weaponized killing machine
Doesn't matter what game i came from
Here I am i'm the first one to strike and
The last one to stand
Now hit the chorus again!