JT Music, Andrea Storm Kaden - We Got Hours (Epic Gamer Rap) lyrics

Cringe Records, 2018 bleach Nation!
Where my tide pods at?
Oh there you are Let's go!

I got hours! On any kind of game
Grindin' away
I don't have the time to waste it
On showers! I sit inside all day
I prefer online, but I do not mind campaigns
Unlock powers! I got the highest rank
I like spankin' fools who
Don't recognize my name
They're all cowards! Now run
And hide in shame
Signed on and I'm dominating my domain
I got hours!

To turn thirty but I'm young in my thumbs
Pistol Pat by my side
We moved in with his mum!
Got the house to ourselves
Shelves stocked with hot pockets
I'm locked into my Xbox and
Failure's not an option
Call my dick "Microsoft" - It's got money!
Terrible customer service - but the
Bitches just keep on coming!
I watch hot twitch chicks
I love when they stream
But I don't donate to them
I let them donate to me!

It's so hot the way you play those games
And I find it so sexy when
You wear sweatpants every day
Gucci clothes and flashy cars
Won't get you anywhere
Just keep grinding the hours
Till there's no more left to share

I got hours! But who's counting achievements?
I need that 100 percent completion
I got power! In all the
Clans that I'm leading
I got my enemies hairlines receding
They're all sour! Like my
Breath after feeding on these cheeseballs
Never brush my teeth in the evening
Fuck showers! Only thing that I'm
Cleaning is your clock
Your controllers will be broken and bleeding
But not ours!

'Cause we are good at the games
If that wasn't clear
We are good at the games
I'll say it again, we are good at the games
But fuck my mom's caretaker
He sucks at the games!
I mean, his name's Dave
What a flippin' dumb name
Thanks for takin care of my mom
But dude you're so lame!
Can you ride your bike with no hands? I can!
I made a plan to abandon my
Family - I couldn't stand 'em!
I took the car, and left 'em with nothin'
He wasn't bluffin'
He dumped off his kids and
Took all their mini muffins
Little brats were crying, and I was laughing!
Hop in the cruiser, dude
Now our dreams can happen!
Video games anytime of day
We grind away as my mother's mind decays
But I'm okay (He's okay)
We got a lot more than
Cash sitting in our bank we got hours

It's so hot the way you play those games
And I find it so sexy when
You wear sweatpants every day
Gucci clothes and flashy cars
Won't get you anywhere
Just keep grinding the hours
Till there's no more left to share

I Got Hours!