K-os - Chocolate Chewing Gum lyrics

Wake up in the morning, press the Colgate
Brush my teeth
Then I'm hitting the streets to meditate
Went outside, and the sky was rather grey
But, I paid no attention kept
Moving upon my way went down the block
And skanked a little further
When this kid came up
He said what's up with MC Murdah?
That was then son, this is now
I live in the moment like a why to a how
Wow, that's profound, just break that down
That's when I proceeded to show him
The pro to the noun
I found instead of trying to be what I was
I be what I is which makes
Us the wizard of us
Plus I'm really sick and tired of complaints
Of hip hop this, rap that and what it ain't
I'd rather do a dance, find some romance
Or pray to my father in
Heaven to get a chance he glanced down and
Looked rather disappointed
But then he looked up and looked
Up and looked ra rather anointed
He said, "MC Murdah, they wait for the man
And the master of the
Ceremony that was unplanned"
Damn, you quit pit you know
Plus I grab microphones from here to Gadow
I keep my mind still like the art of tablow
And no matter what they say I
Go on with the show
We laughed, and gave each other a pound
Exchanged numbers, I said kid see you around
Continued with my stroll for
That lazy afternoon
But then out from the sky I
Heard a great big boom
Eh, yo, I couldn't tell you why
But purple rain straight started
Falling from the sky
I started to cry, I thought it a lie
I prayed for my mother oh me oh my
You should of seen the people
Jumping and crying and screaming
Believing the seasons was changing the rain
Was the pain of the nature
And running and coming and going
And low and beholding
And wishing the sun was golden
And hoping it wasn't over
Damn, now people to this day can't
Tell you what I saw
It was raw it broke every mortal thought
Every law
Yo, in awe I was, a buzz, then a light
And it said to me right
"We be them rap kids from galaxies a far
And it seems that maybe your
Rhymes are up to par so if you want to live
On within this universe
You have to kick a dope verse
And don't curse"

Oh hey well what do you know?
My life came down to how
Well I could really flow
So I thanked god for this magna stage
And dropped that rhyme on the corner
And it went this way:

I take it to the limit infinite
I been it committed to finish
I did it and if they bit it
I heavy hitted to get it
This record of water is sort of
The slaughter of mortal thoughts
It borders on orders and can't be
Thought of the "bought by cash"
K dash, fly from going to last
What is the task you ask
And what alien form is this man talking
Is he human or Vulcan, escaping or stalking
Or walking away from the rhyme by
Sledding down white hills of snow
Tobogganing canadiana, my granny Georgiana
My brother stays in Atlanta
I rock over cabanas of intellectual manners
You get hit by the gamma rays
Sort of like David Banner

Now the mind is a terrible thing to waste
Even worse is the great
Void of infinite space
That extends beyond time beyond all math
Your watch can only measure the
Second that just passed but
That doesn't matter I'm just a B-Boy
That gets mad excited when the crowd makes
(sound of crowd noise)