K-Rino - Bass-Ackwards lyrics

Hey, what will be my topic today
Maybe I'll speak on doing normal
Things the opposite way
I set my alarm after I wake
Up and then I break out
On my birthday I ate the candles
Then blew the cake out
I pass information without knowing the source
Right after I got engaged I
Asked for a divorce the more I go forward it
Gets harder to endorse
I took a drink of course and then
I lead the water to a horse
A twisted reality within so my mind spins
Parked my car in the drive-through
Got out and dined in
I definitely see life from
An unnatural perspective
I'm so backwards I'll leave a
Beep after the message
Some heard that I could educate
You with dumb words
I stood on a curb and killed
Two stones with one bird
The same one I had in my hand
While two was in the bush
Standing in front of a door that
Says pull trying to push
I buy things I can't use, K-Rino is confused
When I get dressed I put my
Socks on over my shoes
I'm the first dude to ever let
A parked car hit him
Pulled up on a hitchhiker got
Out and walked with him
Money I bet some, I won and kept none
Ran away from home and didn't even
Live where I left from
In the fast lane I'm slowing up
I eat right after throwing up
I sit around busting balloons before
I blow em up
I got in bed and made it up as I laid
I saw the roach already dead and
Still sprayed him with raid
For the past days I've been
Taking the strangest approach
I picked up the TV and
Tried to change the remote
It's getting harder to answer my
Brains call to order ate the rice first
Then I got a pot and boiled the water
Don't think that you can comprehend
How bad that it's been
Celebrating after I lose and getting
Mad when I win and if I ever get heated
Enough to take a life
I might stab you with a hollow-point
And shoot you with a knife
Worked ten years for only 2 minutes a
I cross-examined the lawyer then
I sentenced the judge
My life is like a mirage with
My thoughts in a fog
Somebody saw me at the park
Being walked by a dog
I let my bike catch two flats
And then ride it out
I knocked on the door after
I was inside the house
I bought a jet without checking
How much it costed yet
Worked on a job and every paid day
I wrote my boss a check
Point out a street sign to someone blind
I saw a crime
Grabbed my phone and dialed 119
Kept giving my bread up even
Though I rolled a 7
When I'm mad at somebody I tell
Em to go to Heaven
I get upset at your happiness
And laugh at your pain
I don't open up my umbrella
'til after it rains
If you ever want to fight me
I'll ruin your plans
I'll be punching you with my feet
And kicking you with my hands
I throw loud parties with gangsters
And songs that bang then I go beat up my
Neighbors if they don't complain
I can't play sports 'cause
My mind-state's all strange
I tried to gain the first
Down in a baseball game
I'm sitting in therapy so
Many hours it's stunning
I bathed outside of the tub
While the shower is running
I'm flipping back and forth like raw and war
I pulled up and locked my
Keys outside of the car
If I couldn't spell somehow
My grammar would excel
Was taken to jail for beating
The hammer with a nail
When it's cold I'm exposed to
The wind when it blows
I don't play my intro 'til
The end of my shows
I hit the road and put the
Car in park when I drove
I cook food in the sink and
Wash dishes on the stove
I walk the neighborhood borrowing
Money from bums
They kicked me out the band for
Playing the guitar on the drums
Any babies in my house pay
Bills before they grow up
I'll invite you to my party then
I won't even show up

Yeah, there's something wrong with me
Something wrong with me