K-Rino - Identity Theft lyrics

Get a load of this another day in the life

As I stepped on the block
Pressure closing in closer
I saw a pole with my picture
On a "Most Wanted" poster
Accusing me of murder, an inaccurate quote
Oh, I get it
Someone's trying to play a practical joke
Just as soon as I approached
And started snatching it down
I got a call that said that
They were plastered all over town i said
"I guess I better get somewhere
And figure this out"
This whole chain of events
Triggered more inquisitive doubt
I showed up at my girl's house that evening
She was steaming mad
Accusing me of sneaking out and scheming
Immediately told me I've been cheating
Then pulled out a picture of me and
The lady at a table eating
I vehemently refused to claim it
But looking at myself on the photo
It was hard to explain it
She tried to get a confession out of me
But it was obviously a doctored
Up product of computer technology
I thought of explanations I
Could maybe explore
But in my heart I knew I'd
Never seen that lady before
Though I knew it wasn't me
I was confused and depleted
Snatched the picture out her hand and
To the room I retreated
I laid across the bed
Deep thinking and breathing
Am I dreaming? Is it real
Or is my sanity leaving?
News man on the television tripled my load
Speaking of a fugitive but it
Was me that they showed
Now I'm questioning reality
I'm dazed and confused
First the poster, then the picture
Now my face on the news!?
Went outside again and ran into
My man on the block
Instead of dapping he approached me with
His hand on his Glock he said
"I see the real you is now revealing at last
You got the nerve to come around
Me after stealing my stash" i said, "Man
What you talking about? You gotta be sick!"
He said, "How did you change clothes and
Hide the product so quick?
It would of been impossible for you
To jack and attack me
On foot, then beat me back
When I'm driving" I said, "Exactly
Something's going on it wasn't me, man
I've been blamed for 4 stunts
In a three hour span"
He said, "But it was you
Same face, same height, slim"
I said, "Well, let's go back to
Where you last saw me, i mean 'him'
I mean let's just go, please
Help me look for him"
Before we even took a step I
Looked behind me and saw him
Didn't have to chase him
He was coming in our direction
As I faced him
He mimicked my every move to perfection
He had replicated my physical
Down to the letter
And I'd have thought it was me
Too if I didn't know better
I asked him of his purpose
When he said it I knew it
A parallel universe opened up and
He came through it
"So, you committed all those acts
While wearing my shoes buy why me out of six
Billion others to choose?" he said
"Why not? Out of six billion brains to test
A thorough analytic study proved that
Yours was the best
Everybody was impressed and that
Included me too i decided to come to your
Universe and be you" i told him
"I wasn't looking for a war in the least
I don't have a problem with you
Man I'm all about peace
It makes no sense to do evil
Under my image and name
You'll get the blame" He said
"Not after I alter their brains"
I lunged out at him on the ground
We started to roll when we separated we were
Wearing identical clothes
Now my partner was confused
Straight bewildered and froze
We both know the fake one goes
Once the real one is chose
When the people came they knew
That I had been framed
They saw two K-Rinos looking exactly the same
He knew everything that I
Knew or ever conceived
And told my mother if she picked
The real one he would leave
She looked in our eyes then deep in our souls
Said, "I know my son anywhere
The fake is exposed"
At that moment a portal opened up in the sky
The other K was sucked through it
And people started to cry
Tears of joy for the victory
Of dodging his wrath
But when they looked at me they
Heard only a sinister laugh
Right then the scenario was understood quick
It was me that got removed the
Whole thing was a trick
I was in another realm by
The time they discovered
He had staged the process and put
A spell on my mother as for me
I'm now trapped in a
Place you couldn't fathom
How will I make it back? Stay tuned
I'll tell you next album