K-Rino - L-Dubb the Magnificient lyrics

What a lovely night

Peace was in my dimension
Trouble was just a memory
Years had passed with
No intergalactic activity
I'd retired from tripping
With alien epiphanies
No foreign entities or spirit's had
Come to visit me
Then just as I turned in for
The evening I saw vividly
A female form appeared over my bed
And blew a kiss at me
I was in a remote location
Nobody lives with me
Raised up instantly trying to figured
Out who this could be
A breeze blew trough the room so
Cold that I began to shiver
She whispered softly in my ear and


Told me to come hither
In other words come with her
Said she'd been waiting all day
I followed her as she
Levitated down my hallway
She was close to me but still
Somehow I couldn't touch her
I salivated over her anatomical structure
As she floated so gracefully
Waving her hands, luring me
Caressing me from a distance
And constantly assuring me
My guard's totally down now
I'm dazed and in the zone
Not even seeming to care that this
Stranger was in my home
Her mouth's not even moving but somehow
The words were spoken through
I looked below my feet then realized
That I was floating too
Asked her who she was because
Her all aura compelled me
She told me once we reached our
Destination she would tell me
I followed willingly somehow knowing
She wouldn't hurt me she said that
"If you want me you must
To prove yourself worthy"
I didn't even question it
I knew that could be foolish
But, I'm up for any challenge
"Whatever you say I'll do it" she said
"I knew it" and that's when I
Landed back on my feet
At that moment a gaping
Hole opened up underneath
Heard sweet melodies playing as I
Dropped a thousand feet
Landing perfectly on a comfortable
Plush-like leather seat again I asked her
"Who are you? Because I think that
I'm in love with you"
Opened her hands and in her
Palm was written LW
It was in that moment that I
Knew somehow we were compatible
I'd be happy to embark upon
On an eternal sabbatical with L-Dubb
Her spell was so real I can't tell it
Hard to even spell it her
Facial features were angelic
So when we make conversation she locks
Me in a deep state
In a place where we mentally connect
For about a week straight
And every day I found myself hoping, wishing
Assuming that this would be the moment
We consummate our union then one day
She came to me and told me it was time now
Her flesh became real I asked and
She said never mind how
She whispered, "Are you ready?" I said
"yeah I'm coming at ya"
Finally about to touch her as I
Reached out someone snatched her

(L-Dubb screams as beat changes)
Whoa what just happened? Whoa
Whoa whoa hold up
Hold up Where is she? Baby? Baby
Where are you? (Haha)
Oh nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
First my rhyme books? Now my woman? Ha

The spot that she stood in
Was real hot and smoking
I was choking while yelling out
"Baby stop joking"
Gone with no trace, no clue, no token
I ran to the house
The back door was wide open
Her scream was so alarming that I
Knew she was in torment
I found a document in the
Right pocket of her garment
It was a personal letter specifically for me
But it wasn't new, it was dated 2003
It said
"In event that someone would ever take me
I've placed on this paper instructions
On how to save me"
The letter was so precise
I was taken back abruptly
As I thought should I trust
This? The next line said, "Trust me"
You have all the clues that you
Need to help me escape
As I'm thinking, "What clues?"
The next line said, "In the safe"
Now I'm tripping to know
How this was happening, i didn't
A list of things that were non-existent
When this letter was written
I sprang into action, absent of hesitation
There was a map in the safe
It showed a location
It highlighted the top of
A thousand mile mountain
I climbed it and entered the
Cave next to the fountain
The info that she left me in
The safe was all valid the second I entered
The cave turned into a palace
Immaculate full of magic majestic as the Moon
All gold with at least 250 rooms
After 2 hours of searching I
Had seen nothing at all
Then in a soft sweet voice
My name was being called
I knew it was L-Dubb so
I chased the sound blindly
But every time I got close I
Heard the voice behind me
Then to the left, then to the right
I felt like a buffoon
Every door I opened her voice
Moved to a different room
I was being fooled
All the running around was making me weaker
Heard a dark evil laugh come
Over the loud speaker it said
"I know who you're after so
You better move faster
I plan to marry her but if you
Find her you can have her"
I said, "Show yourself" He said
"I will before the nights done
Until then you can search the rooms and
Try to find the right one"
Her voice was still calling
Not stopping but it might soon
Exhausted as I reached the 249th room
But when I opened 250
My brain cells collided
The last door was a room that
Had the other rooms inside it
I knew I had to do
Something now I've never done
Each door flew open and there
She stood in every one
Some type of gun lowered down
To me from the top
Then the evil voice said, "K-Rino
I'll give you one shot"
I quickly knew that I was
Now dangling on a limb
Every image her quickly changed to
An image of him did I think I had any hope
After that? No I don't
He was too horrible to try
To describe so I won't he said
"Shoot your only shot and if
You strike the right image
I'll be destroyed and this entire
Challenge would be finished"
A 1 in 249 chance this is crazy
There was one clue remaining on the
Sheet that she have gave me
I looked at it and said, "Hell no
Something has gone wrong"
It was a picture of me with
A weapon to my own dome
If this is was she meant she
Put a shady spin on it
Maybe this is all just a trick
And she was in on it that couldn't be true
The perfect chemistry we had found it
So I had to trust her no
Matter how crazy it sounded
I placed the weapon to my head
And let the bullet fly out
He cried out and each image of
Him began to die out
I noticed that the whole place
Was consumed with fumes
And a body laid at the threshold
Of one of the rooms
The wicked one was wiped out
His corpse was on the ground
Then L-Dubb emerged in a long beautiful gown
I asked her how we'd make it when
I'm knowing that I sprayed it though
She said, "I placed an invisible shield
Around us days ago
The first time I showed up at your
House and you were sleeping see
Then I came and deactivated
His shield secretly"
Then I asked, "Who was he?" She said
"Never mind" softly
"He's been chasing me for three
Millenniums and finally caught me
I knew you were the one to
Save me I'm happy he's gone"
"What took so long?" She said
"I had to wait for you to be born"
I finally held her in my arms
Carried her away and then
We walked out of the castle and
It turned into a cave again
Permanently branded
Our thoughts running concurrently
Granted me the power to
Travel with her eternally
I had one more question, she said, "Yes
What is it?"
"By the way what's L-Dubb?" She whispered
"Lady Wizard" now I get it and I'm seeing
Things I never saw before wow
In seconds we were at my home
Time to close the door now

Ahah it's time to close the door now
No for real, time to close the door now!
Y'all can go, get out the story's over