K-Rino - President K. lyrics

Were standing here live in front of Wings
N Wings here in Third Ward
Where local rapper K-Rhino will
Be holding a press
(K-Rino man) conference to announce
His candidacy for
President of the United States
Let's go in and see what he has to say

"K-Rino if you were president
What would you do?"
I'd make a national holiday and
Dedicate it to Screw
Throw a major concert at my inaugural speech
And block parties at the Whitehouse
Every two or three weeks
Do the same thing on the
Inside whenever the winter comes
And spray South Park Coalition on
Top of the Pentagon
I'm a beautify these ghettos and
Clean up the streets
"What's your campaign slogan?"
You don't hustle, you don't eat!
I won't need no secret service
Just my gangsta committee
"Who's gonna be your first lady?" I'll
Have one in every city
I ain't gonna have no vice-president
I'm a run it without him
"And what about Osama Bin Laden?"
(hahah) what about him?
All the homeboys on lock well
I might as well tell
I'm a let the inmates out and
Put the police in jail
And boys won't have to sell dope no
More they'll get what they need and please
No more questions asking if
Umma legalize weed
I'm bout to be the president
Straight out the hood
Ain't no fronting or no lying if
I say it it's good
I'm a get this thang popping
Like it's supposed to be
You wanna G up in the
Whitehouse then vote for me

"Can you address the deficit?" Huh
Well how can I say it?
I ain't the one who built it up
So don't expect me to pay it
"What if the economy slips down
And we hit hard times?"
I'm a take this suit off hit the
Streets and get on my grind
And I suggest y'all do the same be
Glad I told it to y'all scrubs
I ain't gonna change
I'm a still be at the hole in the Wall Club
"What about this picture of you scene
At a known strip joint?"
Let me see that, yeah that's me aight
Okay what's your point?
I'm a meet with Middle East Leaders
Till all the problems get cleared
Give them ten of my albums they'll give
Us oil for the next ten years
Meet with Congress
In a white T warm-ups and tennis
And pull up to the UN
And slab bumping on twenties
We in the Whitehouse mobbing laying
On silk and satin
And members of my Cabinet in
The oval office playing Madden
Address the nation with a girl
On stage holding a gage
And still got pictures of fine
Women on my MySpace page

"Is there a plan for the
Homeless situation in effect?"
Yeah, every Payday we gonna take
A dollar from everybody's check
So if a million people got jobs
And the city is beat
We can put the homeless on feet
That's a million a week
Before I go on any further
I'd just like to state
That I apologize for slapping my
Opponent in last week's debate
But he was running ya boy hot
Try'na bring up my vices
And asking me about unemployment
Taxes and gas prices
I'm a straighten all that out man
Just give me some time
I'm a be the first president
With his own clothing line
I'm a wipe out welfare
And put it under the dirt
If you can run the streets then party
Your lazy ass can work
And any beef between nations
This is what'll be done
We'll let the leaders of
Both countries fight, one on one
So vote for ya boy
And we gonna make love not war
I can be no worse than these
Bastards we done had so far

I'm bout to be