K-Rino - Talk Show lyrics

What's up fool? What's the deal man?
(Nah I'm just chilling, nigga)
What you watching, fool?
(Man, this old talk show
You know how they be on
Here tripping and shit)
Man, I can't believe you watching that, dog
Come around with ya boy
I'll show you a real talk show

Let's start it off in South Park player
Home of the drama
You see that boy right there? He
Smashin' his homeboy baby mama
If you think she might be pregnant, she is
And that fool that she living with think
He thinking it's his
Now you saying that's his partner baby
Not so fast
'Cause there's some player on the North
Side been killing that ass
And just when they felt like
They had the daddy attached
They did a DNA test and
Neither one of 'em matched
Now let's travel to the projects
And check on Mike
He just found out his girlfriend's
In love with a dyke
Caught 'em kissing like a motherfucker
What could he say?
So he went and told the truth and
Let her know he was gay
You see that fine girl right there?
You might wanna tip her might as well
She just told her new husband she a stripper
There's some throwed off shit
People up to no good
K-Rino my talk show I'm comin'
Straight up out the hood
Turn off your TV partner, let's go ride
We can witness all that
Same drama right outside
I'd cancel that bullshit if I could
'Cause it's a 24-hour talk show in the hood

Now let's travel to the white side
Of the town for a spell
This fool we 'bout to check out
Man he's funny as hell
Somebody oughta whip his ass
With a windshield wiper
35 years old walking around the
House in a diaper as I flip through the
Streets bumping tight-ass beats
Look at these redneck racists
In these white-ass sheets
I'ma bring it to their head
Nothing left to be said
By the time the laws show up
All that shit gon' be red
Now look at this ign'ant bastard
Over here named Bob
He's feeling great because his woman
Just gave him a blowjob
Went on to suck her titties
Now he's holding her hand
That's when she snatched the wig off and
Told his ass she a man
Now these fellas out in Riv' Oaks
They tryna slang
Little punk-ass white boys talking ‘bout
They in a gang
There's some throwed off shit
People up to no good k-Rino my talk show
I'm coming straight out the hood

Turn off your TV partner, let's go ride
You can witness all that
Same drama right outside
I'd cancel that bullshit if I could
'Cause it's a 24-hour talk show in the hood

Ooh man, what the hell is going on
Just look around player
Everybody doing wrong
Everywhere I turn, fools getting out of line
Let me give my final thought
Drop the beat one time
Ricki Lake is fake, Montel can go to Hell
Fuck a Boot Camp ass Sally Jessy Raphael
Never get no love from me, I stand alone
I wouldn't watch it if Jerry
Springer was fucking Jenny Jones
Same old topics
They just take turns using 'em
People mad at folks from the
Past verbally abusing 'em
Girls getting makeovers and
Dressing with class
After coming out with couchie cutters
All up their ass
You got fights, transvestites
Punks and dykes golddiggers and tricks
Blacks against the whites
Man this ain't on the subject but I'll
Say it before I leave ya
Fuck Judge Judy 'cause I don't
Like her ass either

Turn off your TV partner, let's go ride
You can witness all that
Same drama right outside
I'd cancel that bullshit if I could
'Cause it's a 24-hour talk show in the hood