K-Rino - The Galactic Quest for the Mystic Ten Volumes lyrics

La da la la la man what the noooooo, noooo
Please tell me this ain’t happening
I can't believe this no no no
I gotta be dreaming it can’t be real
OK, OK, get a hold of yourself

I rose up in the afternoon, 2PM approximately
Stumbled to the dresser where my
T-shirt and my socks be put my clothes on
Something in my head stopped me
My senses were tingling so I
Started running top speed
Ran into my writing room, "Woah
There’s been a robbery"
No money was missing
But my lyrics I could not see
Ten rap books gone, just an empty box, G
With a photograph of ‘em and a note saying
"We got these"
Flew into a panic, can’t believe
What this is saying, man
Called the Rapper K and Sniper, "Haha
Quit playing man
Bring my Black Books back, that was smooth"
Both of ‘em got real serious
Said "We ain’t got ‘em dude"
Flew into a rage then I
Tore the whole apartment up
I was livid by the time
The police started walking up
Asking dumb stuff, now I’m getting mad at ‘em
Stupid questions like
"Where’s the last place that you had ‘em?"
So I kicked them out, no more playing around
Too much time has gone
Went into detective mode
Let me find them on my own
Every composition that I wrote in life gone
Man hell would break loose if they end
Up in the wrong hands life as we know it
Every aspect is in whole doom
A switch in my apartment turned
It into a control room
Looking for a formula, to go crazy
I wanted to tried to watch the night before
Footage on the monitor saw nothing
It’s like the thief was invisibly camouflaged
Or surveillance footage was either
Doctored or sabotaged
So I sprayed the areas with luminol additives
Plus I magically reconducted
Finger print analysis
Soon I’ma know who it was
That’s what my computer does
With the technology to extract finger
Prints through a glove
Got some, let’s make a case
Seconds later they were placed
Into my universal informational database
First step to make the catch
Every planet was dispatched
Screens started lighting up
And beeping, "Woah, i found a match"
Ten faces popped up
I saved them on a cartridge
My folders had been stolen by
The Ten Masters of Darkness
They wasn’t from this planet
From far reaches they landed
A underhanded intergalactic clan of bandit's
Who travel through the altitudes
And practice wreaking havoc
And for thousands of years they’ve
Been uncaptured and active and
Just to be descriptive, their team consisted
Of the Leader, four of his sons
Two women and some triplets
They were dangerously intrusive and
Trained to be abusive
And it angered this heinous things
Would shamelessly come do this
Then my screen began to whistle
The visual got dismal
Then the sound of the Leader’s
Voice intercepted my signal
He was mocking me, saying "Now
You’ll never out rhyme us
And now we’re all on different planets
Good luck tryna find us"
Then the picture blacked out
The whole system lost power
To reboot and start over took
Five or six hours
They already had a head start
But, I gotta pursue ‘em
I reached out to my connection
On Neptune who knew ‘em
He said, "To get a strategy
You’re probably gonna have to meet
The lead overseer of the Andromeda Galaxy"
I said, "Well honestly, my
Ship is barely running, g
Could we do a FaceTime or maybe
He could come to me" "Absolutely not
You have to roam the Universe
And if you want him you must leave
The Earth and visit him in person"
But, I’ll need a different travel method
Time is of the essence
My ship is primitively fueled
By chemical propellants
The distance that I have to go
Is so far and infrequent
Which means that it would take a million
Years for me to reach him
So to cut down on time
And to accelerate my motion
I borrowed a ship powered
By photon propulsion
I met with the Overseer seven days in a row
Travelled all them miles just to hear
Him say he didn’t know
"What?" I stormed out, left the place irate
Seven whole days lost, let me do this my way
Since I had the prints
I double checked ‘em when they gone through
I linked ‘em up to which species
And planet they belonged to
Made it to the first spot
Surveyed the whole place books 8
9 and 10 were locked inside a gold case
Guarded by the triplets, carefully protected
Holding weapons that could vaporize me
In less than a second
I started using voodoo ventriloquism
To confuse him
When they left to go see who's
Inside the castle I removed them
I took off towards the exit
They looked and started chasing
A trap door was lowering to
Keep me from escaping they were shooting
At the last second I slid
And that's the best part
The door dropped and instantly chopped all
Three of their heads off
I travelled to the next planet
A world I'd never been in
To get the two folders that
Were taken by the women
I located their patterns
Broke inside and started creeping
I searched and found 6 and
7 while they were sleeping
They woke up to found their books gone
Giving cold stares
The plan was to make them both
Think the other stole theirs
I cleverly divided them
It worked because at 5am
I watched them blast each other from the
Room that I was hiding in
Mashed out, fast still
Still laughing at the last plot
To the third planet which I hoped
Would be my last stop
This place was familiar
But, I flashed back when the war's done
Didn't see the leader but I
Ran into his four sons they knew who I was
So they loaded up and challenged me
Having four of my books made
Them confident to battle me
I said "I'll take y'all one by one
The loser gets his breath took"
I'll battle y'all in order starting
From weakest to best book they said
"Best book? This was never indicated"
I said, "You mean to tell me y'all don't
Know which book's the greatest?"
I watched the jealousy creep in
I said "I thought you knew
It could be 5, 4, number 3 or number 2"
Not knowing they all equal
I set them up for the fall
I let them destroy each other as
They fought to claim them all
As I gathered them
I laughed and wrote my name across the wall
Right then and there
My phone rang and in came a call
"I've been watching you the whole time
Your plan was well done
Even though you took my soldiers out
And wiped out my sons"
He appeared right in front of me
In a haze of ether
I said "I recognize you, you're the overseer
Now it all makes sense, you a snake
No question no wonder you told me you didn't
Know how to catch him" he said
"I let you make it because
I knew you couldn't win
I knew what you wanted
I could've wiped you out then"
I said "I'm coming after you to
Smash you like a boulder
Because I'm mad that you robbed me
And left me with one folder"
He said "One folder? I thought
That there was ten?"
I said "No, I have a master
Book, you missed that one, my friend
It contains inconceivable lyricism and flows"
Then I pulled it from my trench coat
It lit up and it glowed
He asked me to recite a verse from it
And so I ripped the effect caused a
Powerful universal eclipse he said "Look
I'm sorry that I ever did invade you
I'm open to negotiate for that
Book I'll trade you
I'll give you this one if you give
Me that one with the skill"
I said "10 is greater 1, okay it's a deal"
I let him have the master
Then I left fast as hell
He opened up the folder that I gave him
Then he yelled
Because the master was a fake
No supernatural styling
Just a note that said "Gotcha" and
A picture of me smiling