Kacey Musgraves - Five Finger Discount lyrics
[Kacey Musgraves - Five Finger Discount lyrics]
I know you stole my panties 'cause
I have the matching bra
My girlfriend said she saw you out
With my favorite red dress on
She said you were dancing in
My black snakeskin flats
Acting like a stripper and
You didn't even match
You want a five-finger discount
But nothing in life is free
How 'bout you work hard for what you
Want instead of lifting it from me
If it helps just a little
I'll give you the middle
It'll help you cut the cost
Can't give you a five-finger discount
But here's twenty percent off
I can't believe what you've done to me
After letting you in my house
Who knew you were casing the joint
While sleeping on my couch
I'm sure you'll find forgiveness
Yeah I'm willing to bet
'Cause that's my grandma's Jesus necklace
Hanging 'round your neck!
You want a five-finger discount
But nothing in life is free
How 'bout you work hard for what you
Want instead of jacking it from me
If it helps just a little
I'll give you the middle
It'll help you cut the cost
Can't give you a five-finger discount
But here's twenty percent off
The cops ain't gonna help me
But this town is pretty small
I'm gonna find out when I find you
That pretty girls can brawl
'Cause you want a five-finger discount
But nothing in life is free
Well, you better hope that karma ain't
A bigger bitch than me
If it helps just a little
I'll give you the middle
It'll help you cut the cost
Can't give you a five-finger discount
But here's twenty percent off
Five finger discount
But here's twenty percent off screw you!
I have the matching bra
My girlfriend said she saw you out
With my favorite red dress on
She said you were dancing in
My black snakeskin flats
Acting like a stripper and
You didn't even match
You want a five-finger discount
But nothing in life is free
How 'bout you work hard for what you
Want instead of lifting it from me
If it helps just a little
I'll give you the middle
It'll help you cut the cost
Can't give you a five-finger discount
But here's twenty percent off
I can't believe what you've done to me
After letting you in my house
Who knew you were casing the joint
While sleeping on my couch
I'm sure you'll find forgiveness
Yeah I'm willing to bet
'Cause that's my grandma's Jesus necklace
Hanging 'round your neck!
You want a five-finger discount
But nothing in life is free
How 'bout you work hard for what you
Want instead of jacking it from me
If it helps just a little
I'll give you the middle
It'll help you cut the cost
Can't give you a five-finger discount
But here's twenty percent off
The cops ain't gonna help me
But this town is pretty small
I'm gonna find out when I find you
That pretty girls can brawl
'Cause you want a five-finger discount
But nothing in life is free
Well, you better hope that karma ain't
A bigger bitch than me
If it helps just a little
I'll give you the middle
It'll help you cut the cost
Can't give you a five-finger discount
But here's twenty percent off
Five finger discount
But here's twenty percent off screw you!