Kesha - Paris Hilton's Closet lyrics

My best friend Sarah went to
Europe for the summer
My brother got kicked out of school
Aw bummer julie-Anne got laid in the
Backseat of a Hummer
And got arrested like Mel Gibson
I read in the trades that the NSYNC boy is
No way

But, I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When I woke up the first thing
That I thought of was:
''Oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos''
Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?

Celebutants work in the glamorazzi
Should've told my story to the tabloids
Took the money it takes a lot to get
Kicked out of those parties
And almost get arrested like Mel Gibson
I don't recall at all
But I got like fifty phone calls
Oh my God, is it true?

But, I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When I woke up the first thing
That I thought of was:
''Oh, no, no Kesha, those hot Gucci shoes
(What'd you do?) ''
Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?

Oh, of all the stupid things I've done (I've)
I'm the proudest of this bra
But this one's the best

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When I woke up the first thing
That I thought of was:
''Oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos''

''And those Minolos and Pradas and
Chloes and your sparkly dresses''
Hey Paris, I saw the same stuff at Target
Hey Paris, what ya' gonna do?
What ya' gonna do, what ya' gonna do?
I totally lost it, la la la
Oh, no, boy, I've lost it, la la la
(You're not fooling me anymore
I saw the tag, i saw the tag)
Paris Hilton's closet

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it (So drunk)
When I woke up threw up
In Paris Hilton's closet
(Did you have to do that, really?)
I got drunk and totally lost it
Tra la la, tra la la la la la