Kid Rock - Classic Rock lyrics

Well, guess who's back, with a big fat cock
It's the Kid motherfucker with
The classic rock
Like "Wax That Booty", yodel aye hoo, punk
Slapping you hoes with dick when I get drunk
From Alabama, to Texacana
Bend over, bitch, and let me slam a
Big fat dick up in your puddy, oh, goody
If you're a freaky ho, well
Do the backdoor boody
Bitch, don't need your front
You'da shit your pants if I licked your cunt
Fucking in the bed, fucking in the showers
I got more hoes than my man Ed Powers
I won't send flowers after a fucking doll
You can bet your ass I'll be screening calls
I don't really need to be tied down
I'm a rambling man and I'm platinum-bound
A hound on the hunt ripping hoes apart
And I fuck so hard I make the pussy fart
Do the hip-Hip-Hop, yep, it don't stop
I'm back, bitch, with the classic rock

Now if you wanna be fucked, then step up
Bitch
I'm gonna pack my dick all up in your shit
Now I don't like rubbers, they hold me back
Instead I roll like Tonto and ride bare back
I won't cut slack for the stuck-up hoes
Hear my rhymes turn up their nose
See me on the strip, try to tell me I'm sick
That's when I drop my drawers
And show 'em my dick
Huh, you know that's true
I got a pocket full of pills
And a bottle of brew
Got a ho named Sue and one named Pam
Fucked 'em both at the same time, goddamn
Playing shows, fucking hoes
Got the dope in my veins and up my nose
I want some hoes I can mack on kid Rock
You know I get more pussy than a tampon
Kid, to the clip, to the grip, to the flip
Stood back, to the slap, to my nuts
In your butt yeah don't stop
Because I'm back with the classic rock
You put my balls in your mouth
And you don't stop
You put my balls in your mouth