Kid Rock - Trippin' With Dick Vitale lyrics
[Kid Rock - Trippin' With Dick Vitale lyrics]
Dum diti dum dang dang di dum
2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum
1 bum said look Jack I'm the shit
Put his knees to his ears
And sucked his own dick
My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue
She never liked me and I know that's true
Kicked me out the crib because I got a tattoo
No one loves me and no one cares
And all I ever get is funny stares
I can't help it if I'm nothing but a wino
So I hang at the zoo chilling with the rhinos
Stealing bottles of booze out of A & P
I know a girl at Denny's
And I always eat free
Got the same birth date as Thomas Crapper
For Christmas I bought the
Old man the Clapper
I'm so dapper u can call me Dan
But they call me round eye
When I'm chilinf in Japan
Got a bad ass bitch adn she ain't no dike
But fuck that ho and let me
Tell ya what I like
I like bean burritos from Taco Bell
I like trippinf on acid with Dick Vitale
My hair isn't plastic and
My clothes aren't clashing
I write my rhymes on a
Schooner in a 90's fashion
Took too many many trip and
Now I can's stop tripping
My mellow D killed a rat in the kitchen
U think u toke tuff I'd disagree
Nobody blows more doobs than Richard D
I get ill on hoes who I know ain't fertile
I'm a real jet setter like Cecil turtle
I'm down with Bill Bands so Fuck Joe Glover
And while I'm at it mother
Fuck fat ass Sally Struthers
U look fine girl kinda undercover
But I can't fuck you because
You look like my mother
I said dang digee dang di dang dang
It isn't Eric Estrada or Kool and The Gang
You know I hand in the
Clem chilling on the strip
With all them mother fuckers
Who slang that shit
You know I'm a pimp hold
My dick like a holster
You sing it "all the girls
Want a kid rock poster"
Life is a big joke and
That's how it strikes me
But fuck it because I know
"Somebody up there likes me"
Assholes are only assholes, for shore
2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum
1 bum said look Jack I'm the shit
Put his knees to his ears
And sucked his own dick
My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue
She never liked me and I know that's true
Kicked me out the crib because I got a tattoo
No one loves me and no one cares
And all I ever get is funny stares
I can't help it if I'm nothing but a wino
So I hang at the zoo chilling with the rhinos
Stealing bottles of booze out of A & P
I know a girl at Denny's
And I always eat free
Got the same birth date as Thomas Crapper
For Christmas I bought the
Old man the Clapper
I'm so dapper u can call me Dan
But they call me round eye
When I'm chilinf in Japan
Got a bad ass bitch adn she ain't no dike
But fuck that ho and let me
Tell ya what I like
I like bean burritos from Taco Bell
I like trippinf on acid with Dick Vitale
My hair isn't plastic and
My clothes aren't clashing
I write my rhymes on a
Schooner in a 90's fashion
Took too many many trip and
Now I can's stop tripping
My mellow D killed a rat in the kitchen
U think u toke tuff I'd disagree
Nobody blows more doobs than Richard D
I get ill on hoes who I know ain't fertile
I'm a real jet setter like Cecil turtle
I'm down with Bill Bands so Fuck Joe Glover
And while I'm at it mother
Fuck fat ass Sally Struthers
U look fine girl kinda undercover
But I can't fuck you because
You look like my mother
I said dang digee dang di dang dang
It isn't Eric Estrada or Kool and The Gang
You know I hand in the
Clem chilling on the strip
With all them mother fuckers
Who slang that shit
You know I'm a pimp hold
My dick like a holster
You sing it "all the girls
Want a kid rock poster"
Life is a big joke and
That's how it strikes me
But fuck it because I know
"Somebody up there likes me"
Assholes are only assholes, for shore