Killer Mike - JoJo's Chillin' lyrics

This album was created entirely
By Jaime and Mike

My man JoJo got caught on fed photo
So he gotta get out of Atlanta, hit SoHo
Baby mama say he being selfish, he like "So
Ho?" then he picked up the cell
Phone called his old ho
She took him to the airport
Hit him with some bread parked in the deck
Then hit him with some head
Hit the counter with the fake
ID and the ticket
The old man little suspicious but he
Hit him with a fifty hit him with a hundred
Hit him with the "Shhh"
The old man stamped the ticket
And he went like "Shhh"
Then he hit him with the smile
And he hit him with the wink
And JoJo hit the bathroom, JoJo hit the sink
Cold water, had to splash on the face
His iPod pumping Snoop "Murder was the Case"
Oh shit, looked to his left, Ghostface
"Peace God, peace God, where's Shallah Rae?"
"Think he had show down in MIA today"
Ghost told him "Nice Wallies" then
Went out on his way
Now it's back to reality, reality say:
Still gotta make it to that side of the gate
He moves out the bathroom quickly with haste
And it's a long line
It's a while before the gates
And it's an old lady giving Jo the evil eye
Mad cause she see him cutting spaces in line

JoJo's chillin'

Back in line JoJo spot Ivy
Girl from the hood that he knew from NYC
TSA agent so she cleared him on the ID
Before he go to X ray
He taking off his shades
Taking off his jacket, arm out the sleeve
Reached in his pocket, oh shit, got weed
He done made it this far, what's Jo to do?
So he stuffed it in his pocket
And he walked right through
(He walked right through?) He
Walked right through
Then the TSA agent say, "She pointing at you"
The old lady that had seen Jo cut line
Went to a officer and tried to drop dime
But Ivy wasn't having that
Stepped to the copper
Told him that the old lady's ID wasn't proper
Now the old lady getting
Treated like a terrorist
Cop got his hand where her
Grey pubic hair it is
After this though she gonna have
To see a therapist
JoJo found the situation hilarious
Threw the old lady deuces
Heading to the train
Concourse A, headed to his plane
Arrived on time, they called the first class
Upgrade ticket took a little more cash
Jo's relieved, hes almost free
Can't wait to land in the NYC

JoJo's chillin'

Seat belt's on, seat back up
Triple shot of Seagram's in JoJo's cup
A little too much, he felt the stewardess up
She said "Stop, sir!", he looks like "What?"
Gave a big tip then he headed to the bathroom
When he got there, told her, "Hey
It has room"
Turned the bathroom into a smashroom
She was hitting lines he
Was hitting from behind
Look up in the mirror saw Ghost another time
"Peace God, pardon God, I ain't see ya Wis'
Lean toward the mirror cause
I gotta talk biz"
Ghostface told him, "Only twenty to LaGuardia
When you get there, a car take you to Astoria
You don't want the alphabet boys on call
So tell the stewardess to
Make a wheelchair call"
Wheelchair came, deboard plane
JoJo, couple old folks, and they canes
Exiting the door he seen a dog walking slow
Couldn't dump the weed, nowhere to go
Turns out the dog sniffed out that blow
Good thing the stewardess a cokehead ho
Cause they bumrushed the bitch
And threw her ass to the flo'
Jo told the wheelchair boy, "Let's go!"
And Jo got away, that's how the story go

JoJo's chillin'