King Gordy - Hdlv intro (Hail Dark Lord Vader) lyrics

Back with a vengeance for
All those in attendance
You are now about to witness
King Gordy at his sickest
In the darkest hours got the heart and
Power to devour all the light
You can't stop me cowards
Come into the night where
Vampires drink blood and wolves
Howl at the moon
And zombies are eating flesh
They're hopping out of their tombs
To consume, you are food, you are doomed
I am warnin' ya don't go to Florida
Or you are soon to be one of them
Hurry up, sniff some bath salts
Laugh your ass off
Then get a bad cough and start
Biting your own hands off feels great
Never been late for class at Penn State
Since they started fucking me
Supposed to been safe
But Jerry Sandusky always kept
His hands on me he's a hairy man, trust me
And his balls were very damn musty
Now who's hotter than Luke's
Father with new Prada boots on 'em
You oughta choose one of the two hardest
Men who ever walked this Earth
Except I was taught at birth
The dark side was the way and the
Jedi could never stop the curse
We're villains and we're killin' shit
Intentions is to get a bigger engine which is
Victims to strengthen a sick religion it's
Benefit's, truth is the music
Is just a privilege
Get 'em into it then use it
To get their children involved
We are all in this now is our war
Get high for him, die for him
He is your Dark Lord