Kool Keith - Shorty lyrics
[Kool Keith - Shorty lyrics]
I'm goin upstairs to change
I gotta get on stage
Aight? I'll be back later
My commodes are larger
I call rappers to look at the feces
800 pounds
My pet tiger feed you whack niggas
A bowl of doo doo
Anything you play my pee will stain
Yellow spots from the pilgrims cause pain
George Westinghouse started the light that
Beamed on the mouse
Imagine an apartment in Riverdale
With five Belve' bottles with
Defecation on the couch
Soiled clothes in the hamper warned
Everybody including your hypeman
Global maximum urine piss on the
Core of the city leavin New York police
Department with Pampers
With KF's chicken baby
My Uncle's Colonel Sanders
Watch the mixtape niggas don't even know yet
Pressin up homosexuals that ain't
Even pro yet i vomit on most rappers gettin
Off a private jet australian orango' tango
Akita dog Asian that's my private pet
Tighten up in Jersey kid writin
Some ol' cow shit
While you watchin the Nets
Your top performance is low to me
Your chihuahua that's your apex
I respect the Taco Bell dog better than you
Cause he's cleverer than you
Shorty, just take off your clothes
Take 'em off (I wanna take it off)
Shorty, take off your clothes
Take 'em off (I wanna take it off)
Palm trees, blue seas, ships, outfit's
I dip right into some jumpin mix
Twist and flip it over to the other side
The people say OHH-LA CHU-LA
I'm hot to trot
Hollywood can't stop what I got
Like special student of pot
A remix recipe, go back to your shop
Inspect your beats, I'm
Recreating the streets, hit's that fit
You gotta go home to take that Prozac
Cause your shit is whack, you lack the ac'
I come with what attacks
Don't counter contract
I stay packed with fly tracks
Flavors everywhere i dare you to try and fly
With me full speed ahead
You got no deal, I'm the real
Down Melrose on a shoppin spree simply for me
You see some fly shit, made just for me
On an island in the Highlands
You can't reach me, you can't teach me
I'm way out in the Pacific, Atlantic
The Red Sea
It's all just a breeze, a real, a meal
I heal open all the seals
Yo yo, yo, yo
Let me take you there, UHH, UHH
C'mon, bash the club, we don't care
Strippers lapdance, shakin they tail
It's a crazy night
We take 'em out like every night
Let's go, that's how we do, back to the city
Crack backs real fast in the quickie
I know you like that, G-strings come off
With your black tights, we can go nuts
Slap that ass uHH
We can get drunk, smack that ass
Those high boots
Full length fishnet black body suit's
A sexy tan (yeah)
I'm a big fan, big fan baby
Chicks love me, call me a big man
A freak by nature, don't be a hater
Drink it up right out of the alligators
Yo, we in the elevator
Gettin naked, Bonaventure
They can see us, baby don't fake it
I gotta get on stage
Aight? I'll be back later
My commodes are larger
I call rappers to look at the feces
800 pounds
My pet tiger feed you whack niggas
A bowl of doo doo
Anything you play my pee will stain
Yellow spots from the pilgrims cause pain
George Westinghouse started the light that
Beamed on the mouse
Imagine an apartment in Riverdale
With five Belve' bottles with
Defecation on the couch
Soiled clothes in the hamper warned
Everybody including your hypeman
Global maximum urine piss on the
Core of the city leavin New York police
Department with Pampers
With KF's chicken baby
My Uncle's Colonel Sanders
Watch the mixtape niggas don't even know yet
Pressin up homosexuals that ain't
Even pro yet i vomit on most rappers gettin
Off a private jet australian orango' tango
Akita dog Asian that's my private pet
Tighten up in Jersey kid writin
Some ol' cow shit
While you watchin the Nets
Your top performance is low to me
Your chihuahua that's your apex
I respect the Taco Bell dog better than you
Cause he's cleverer than you
Shorty, just take off your clothes
Take 'em off (I wanna take it off)
Shorty, take off your clothes
Take 'em off (I wanna take it off)
Palm trees, blue seas, ships, outfit's
I dip right into some jumpin mix
Twist and flip it over to the other side
The people say OHH-LA CHU-LA
I'm hot to trot
Hollywood can't stop what I got
Like special student of pot
A remix recipe, go back to your shop
Inspect your beats, I'm
Recreating the streets, hit's that fit
You gotta go home to take that Prozac
Cause your shit is whack, you lack the ac'
I come with what attacks
Don't counter contract
I stay packed with fly tracks
Flavors everywhere i dare you to try and fly
With me full speed ahead
You got no deal, I'm the real
Down Melrose on a shoppin spree simply for me
You see some fly shit, made just for me
On an island in the Highlands
You can't reach me, you can't teach me
I'm way out in the Pacific, Atlantic
The Red Sea
It's all just a breeze, a real, a meal
I heal open all the seals
Yo yo, yo, yo
Let me take you there, UHH, UHH
C'mon, bash the club, we don't care
Strippers lapdance, shakin they tail
It's a crazy night
We take 'em out like every night
Let's go, that's how we do, back to the city
Crack backs real fast in the quickie
I know you like that, G-strings come off
With your black tights, we can go nuts
Slap that ass uHH
We can get drunk, smack that ass
Those high boots
Full length fishnet black body suit's
A sexy tan (yeah)
I'm a big fan, big fan baby
Chicks love me, call me a big man
A freak by nature, don't be a hater
Drink it up right out of the alligators
Yo, we in the elevator
Gettin naked, Bonaventure
They can see us, baby don't fake it