Kool Keith - The Promoter lyrics
[Kool Keith - The Promoter lyrics]
The rap game has changed
You got four different types of promoters
The luxury promoter, the hustler promoter
And the alternative promoter
Of course the roach promoter
The luxury promoter is basically
The top pop promoter
He'll book Neil Diamond
Fly a 20-piece band overseas
Take out stadium insurance
Pay artists three hundred thousand
Four half months ahead, with no problem
Run advertisements on Billboard, TV
Usually teamed up with big
Investors who write checks
The hustler promoter
He's as good as the little bit
For the luxury for the ghetto celeb treatment
Usually book acts to prove he can do it
The hustler promoter
He'll make you feel like a big star
At home whether he's a pimp, drug dealer
Gambler he'll supply the best treatment
Money up front
Paper bag ten to fifty grand cash
Limo to and from
Five star hotel, he'll even include girls
He'll take you to dinner and
Chaffeur around his hood
Let you see how he's livin, not a hater
If he had a girl cousin he'd
Even let you meet her, tHUMBS UP'!
Jacuzzi and everything
Big radio advertisement
The alternative promoter uses
Weeklies and internet
Is a little strict, scared to spend
Usually out of billions
The ones that do raves, go out baller style
Brand new clubs, new mics
Also travel to and from
But others messed it up so
It don't drop the same
Has sense to crease, they cuttin it
They also cut into the rap game
For low prices on artists
The hustler promoter already treated well
Sometimes tricky the roach promoter
Wants you to pay your own travel
Does not even have SHIT together
No transportation
Runner, a small cheap venue
Usually holes in the wall
Don't have a liquor license
Wants to book you
With 20 acts for five hundred bucks
Still uses flyers in Motel 6's
And Travelodges when you see a guy with a
Tiny Volkswagen goin back and forth
Pickin up a known artist up, from the airport
Most of the time a rejected whack
Rapper don't fuck with 'em!
You got four different types of promoters
The luxury promoter, the hustler promoter
And the alternative promoter
Of course the roach promoter
The luxury promoter is basically
The top pop promoter
He'll book Neil Diamond
Fly a 20-piece band overseas
Take out stadium insurance
Pay artists three hundred thousand
Four half months ahead, with no problem
Run advertisements on Billboard, TV
Usually teamed up with big
Investors who write checks
The hustler promoter
He's as good as the little bit
For the luxury for the ghetto celeb treatment
Usually book acts to prove he can do it
The hustler promoter
He'll make you feel like a big star
At home whether he's a pimp, drug dealer
Gambler he'll supply the best treatment
Money up front
Paper bag ten to fifty grand cash
Limo to and from
Five star hotel, he'll even include girls
He'll take you to dinner and
Chaffeur around his hood
Let you see how he's livin, not a hater
If he had a girl cousin he'd
Even let you meet her, tHUMBS UP'!
Jacuzzi and everything
Big radio advertisement
The alternative promoter uses
Weeklies and internet
Is a little strict, scared to spend
Usually out of billions
The ones that do raves, go out baller style
Brand new clubs, new mics
Also travel to and from
But others messed it up so
It don't drop the same
Has sense to crease, they cuttin it
They also cut into the rap game
For low prices on artists
The hustler promoter already treated well
Sometimes tricky the roach promoter
Wants you to pay your own travel
Does not even have SHIT together
No transportation
Runner, a small cheap venue
Usually holes in the wall
Don't have a liquor license
Wants to book you
With 20 acts for five hundred bucks
Still uses flyers in Motel 6's
And Travelodges when you see a guy with a
Tiny Volkswagen goin back and forth
Pickin up a known artist up, from the airport
Most of the time a rejected whack
Rapper don't fuck with 'em!