Kunt And The Gang - A Lonely Mouse in a Travelodge lyrics
[Kunt And The Gang - A Lonely Mouse in a Travelodge lyrics]
People think it's an animals life
Living in the wild
But often you habitats destroyed and
You find yourself exiled
The red squirrels are near extinct
And the hedgehogs too perhaps
Now I live in the grounds of a chain hotel
Trying to resist the cheese on those traps
And then there's a fact I can't dodge i'm
A lonely mouse in a Travelodge
A lonely mouse in a Travelodge
A lonely mouse in a Travelodge
A lonely mouse in a Travelodge
(So lonely, And a little bit squeaky)
I start to think of all the lonely
Rodents who stayed here before me
They slept by day and came out at
Night to try and find their tea
I hunt for crumbs and discarded morsels
I find them by their scent
I'm defecating while I eat
Cause I'm basically incontinent
Sometimes I sneak inside and piss when
The door is left ajar
I saw a salesman having a wank
On the backseat of his car
This life I lead is not ideal
I'm in no doubt of that
Living off the westbound M62 in fear
Of the Birch services cat
Now some droppings from my bum I'll dislodge
Cause I'm a stereotype of
A lonely mouse in a Travelodge
A lonely mouse in a Travelodge
A lonely mouse in a Travelodge
A lonely mouse in a Travelodge
Living in the wild
But often you habitats destroyed and
You find yourself exiled
The red squirrels are near extinct
And the hedgehogs too perhaps
Now I live in the grounds of a chain hotel
Trying to resist the cheese on those traps
And then there's a fact I can't dodge i'm
A lonely mouse in a Travelodge
A lonely mouse in a Travelodge
A lonely mouse in a Travelodge
A lonely mouse in a Travelodge
(So lonely, And a little bit squeaky)
I start to think of all the lonely
Rodents who stayed here before me
They slept by day and came out at
Night to try and find their tea
I hunt for crumbs and discarded morsels
I find them by their scent
I'm defecating while I eat
Cause I'm basically incontinent
Sometimes I sneak inside and piss when
The door is left ajar
I saw a salesman having a wank
On the backseat of his car
This life I lead is not ideal
I'm in no doubt of that
Living off the westbound M62 in fear
Of the Birch services cat
Now some droppings from my bum I'll dislodge
Cause I'm a stereotype of
A lonely mouse in a Travelodge
A lonely mouse in a Travelodge
A lonely mouse in a Travelodge
A lonely mouse in a Travelodge