Kunt And The Gang - Barry Didn't Do It lyrics
[Kunt And The Gang - Barry Didn't Do It lyrics]
Because the judge and jury cocked up
He was obsessed with Princess Di
So Jill Dando's similar haircut
Caught his eye they couldn't find the bloke
Who made Dando dead so they went 'round and
Fingered poor Barry instead
Cos he had footage of her on VHS tape
And a previous conviction for attempted rape
But Barry didn't do it, Barry didn't do it
Barry didn't kill Jill Dando
He was just hiding out in the bushes
Dressed up like a commando
Barry George was fitted up
Because some ladies he titted up
He never murdered anyone
Cos he only had a replica gun
They found a speck of gun
Powder in his pocket
But that could have come from
A firework or rocket
But in a retrial he's been released
His cousin Freddie Mercury would be pleased
(If he was alive, or really his cousin)
But Barry didn't do it, Barry didn't do it
Barry didn't kill Jill Dando
He was just hiding out in the bushes
Dressed up like a commando
His cousin was the singer and
Queen were his mates
He jumped over six buses on rollerskates
He's been banged up for years
And now he's free to pursue his interest in
Replica firearms and celebrities
But Barry didn't do it, Barry didn't do it
Barry didn't kill Jill Dando
He was just hiding out in the bushes
Dressed up like a commando
Barry didn't do it, Barry didn't do it
Barry didn't kill Jill Dando
He was just hiding out in the bushes
With his knob in his hand-o