Kunt And The Gang - Mary Berry and Her Hairy Mary lyrics
[Kunt And The Gang - Mary Berry and Her Hairy Mary lyrics]
The lady judge off bake off
She may be advanced in years but god
I've seen her live act and
It reduced me to tears
I saw it in a green room
Backstage at the BBC
The TV chef Paul Hollywood was
Stood in front of me watching
Mary Berry and her hairy mary
If you ever see her act
You won't believe your eyes
It's just, Mary Berry and her hairy mary
She opens her minge and pulls
Out pastries and pies
Mary's marvelous muff produced the
Macaroon for a starter
Then shе fanny farted out a
Large pastel dе nata
Her twat's as ancient and renowned
Now as the Magna Carta
It couldn't be more wonderous
If it developed stigmata it's just
Mary Berry and her hairy mary
A less dextrous vulva would
Just produce gunge
It's just, Mary Berry and her hairy mary
A quite perfect sponge she can
Bare from her clunge
Her cunt doesn't look much at first
But in fact it's fantastic
It's national treasure status
Confirms it's iconoclastic
For fuck flaps of that ages
They are unusually elastic
To keep it's shape in down time
Mary pipes it full of mastic it's just
Mary Berry and her hairy mary
For an old lady's beaver
It's an over achiever
She may be advanced in years but god
I've seen her live act and
It reduced me to tears
I saw it in a green room
Backstage at the BBC
The TV chef Paul Hollywood was
Stood in front of me watching
Mary Berry and her hairy mary
If you ever see her act
You won't believe your eyes
It's just, Mary Berry and her hairy mary
She opens her minge and pulls
Out pastries and pies
Mary's marvelous muff produced the
Macaroon for a starter
Then shе fanny farted out a
Large pastel dе nata
Her twat's as ancient and renowned
Now as the Magna Carta
It couldn't be more wonderous
If it developed stigmata it's just
Mary Berry and her hairy mary
A less dextrous vulva would
Just produce gunge
It's just, Mary Berry and her hairy mary
A quite perfect sponge she can
Bare from her clunge
Her cunt doesn't look much at first
But in fact it's fantastic
It's national treasure status
Confirms it's iconoclastic
For fuck flaps of that ages
They are unusually elastic
To keep it's shape in down time
Mary pipes it full of mastic it's just
Mary Berry and her hairy mary
For an old lady's beaver
It's an over achiever