Kunt And The Gang - Meet Jade Goody lyrics
[Kunt And The Gang - Meet Jade Goody lyrics]
Meet Jade Goody big Brother's famous fuckwit
Dig her up and shake her hand
Finger her kebab
After Brian Dowling, before Brian Belo
There was a lady called Jadey, a proper dinlo
She lacked any knowledge but had naive charm
Her mum was a lesbo with a gammy arm
Meet Jade Goody
Big Brother’s favourite fuckwit
Buy the Sport and have wank over her kebab
She got her kebab out in the Sunday Sport
It was much more hairy
Than you'd have thought
Her housemates' stars faded but
She lasted longer
She got her own perfume and
Then moved to Ongar
Meet Jade Goody big Brother’s famous fuckwit
She got married and had kids
Out of her kebab
She got divorced, her career on the wane
She ended up on Big Brother again
She bullied an Asian called Shilpa Shetty
The tabloids all said: "Get this pig off TV!"
Meet Jade Goody big Brother's famous racist
Slag her off, don't shake her hand
Ignore her kebab
She was vilified by the tabloid press
But she turned her career round
With a terminal illness
And before she snuffed it, she was very brave
And so her racism we all forgave
RIP jade Goody rIP jade Goody
Because Jack Tweed's nob cheese
Gave Jade Goody cancer
She passed away on Mother's Day
Of Big C of the kebab
Dig her up and shake her hand
Finger her kebab
After Brian Dowling, before Brian Belo
There was a lady called Jadey, a proper dinlo
She lacked any knowledge but had naive charm
Her mum was a lesbo with a gammy arm
Meet Jade Goody
Big Brother’s favourite fuckwit
Buy the Sport and have wank over her kebab
She got her kebab out in the Sunday Sport
It was much more hairy
Than you'd have thought
Her housemates' stars faded but
She lasted longer
She got her own perfume and
Then moved to Ongar
Meet Jade Goody big Brother’s famous fuckwit
She got married and had kids
Out of her kebab
She got divorced, her career on the wane
She ended up on Big Brother again
She bullied an Asian called Shilpa Shetty
The tabloids all said: "Get this pig off TV!"
Meet Jade Goody big Brother's famous racist
Slag her off, don't shake her hand
Ignore her kebab
She was vilified by the tabloid press
But she turned her career round
With a terminal illness
And before she snuffed it, she was very brave
And so her racism we all forgave
RIP jade Goody rIP jade Goody
Because Jack Tweed's nob cheese
Gave Jade Goody cancer
She passed away on Mother's Day
Of Big C of the kebab