KXNG Crooked, Joell Ortiz - 1-800-Get-Hard (Commercial) lyrics

[KXNG Crooked, Joell Ortiz - 1-800-Get-Hard Commercial lyrics]

I had an erection over four hours and
I wasn't even on no Viagra
I was fucking the rap game
I was drunk on the champagne
I was humping lady luck like I
Was up in a crab game
Wasn’t rushing a damn thing
Giving her the peter like
Pan from Never Never
I'm sorry miss Jackson but
I'm fucking forever ever
She asked if I fuck in the flood
Whatever’s clever
I introduce you bitches to no
One like Trevor never
I was ready when the moment was
Right and I wasn't еven Cialis
I was smoking cobb salad giving her weed dick
Stoner with a bonеr
I woke up in Arizona with Winona
My cojones on her shoulders like


On and on and on blow the dice and roll em
Show your wife the scrotum
Give her the pole like a totem
I just bone 'em and disown 'em
Crooked you so crazy
Papa wasn't home baby, Too $hort raised me
Toxic toxicology, my apology I fucked you
In socks and wallabies
I should probably chill
It's not my policy, in twat I gotta be
You thots should follow me
Dial 1-800-Get-Hard
Over twenty million men have done it
It's all right dial 1-800-Get-Hard
And you can give your bitch
The dick all night

Call 1-800-Get-Hard that's 1-800-Get-Hard
Results vary, side effects may include upset
Stomach, dry mouth, dizziness Drowsiness
Migraines and death for you soft niggas
All my real niggas put on some
Drill music and drill that pussy (brr)
Get hard

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