KXNG Crooked - Alternative Facts lyrics
[KXNG Crooked - Alternative Facts lyrics]
Your boyfriend ask "Have
You been cheating?"
Give him alternative facts
(Give him alternative facts)
The cops pull you over, "Sir
Have you been drinking?"
Give 'em alternative facts
(Give 'em alternative facts)
Your resume ain't looking good, bro
Delete it
And use alternative facts
You got a lie, you wanna keep a secret
Just use alternative facts
Now let's go
Ay, I love alternative facts
Ay, he love alternative facts
Ay, she love alternative facts
Ay, we love alternative facts
Donald Trump's an honorable guy
Kanye's so modest and shy
That's a couple alternative facts
So we can all be honest and lie
I use them all the time for my benefit
I tell true fibs, I'm not a hypocrite
So I can never be caught in a lie
Even with a women I'm solid cause I
Knew this thot Liza
Excellent cockrider with a twat
Like a hot geyser
Gave me top in her moms Chrysler
She was hot as a bonfire
Only problem, I did not like her
So I had to lie to her
With the lies I'm nicer than Sean Spicer
So if you get caught with another dude
Your man burst into the room
And seen the brother nude
You've got alternative facts so what
The fuck is proof?
Look him dead in the eye
And tell the other truth
Your boyfriend ask "Have
You been cheating?"
Give him alternative facts
(Give him alternative facts)
The cops pull you over, "Sir
Have you been drinking?"
Give 'em alternative facts
(Give 'em alternative facts)
Your resume ain't looking good, bro
Delete it
And use alternative facts
You got a lie, you wanna keep a secret
Just use alternative facts
Now let's go
Ay, I love alternative facts
Ay, he love alternative facts
Ay, she love alternative facts
Ay, we love alternative facts
You gotta learn to relax
You gotta learn to act
Like these conservatives act
Like Kellyanne Conway
She got alternative facts
She lies so well, she should learn how to rap
Cause in this era she would murder it
Culture, I'm not concerned with it
Hip hop is alive cause these
Wack rappers preserving it
That's the kind of fact in the science class
That teaches Galileo said the earth is
Flat as Black Chyna's ass
That's alternative truth no reversing it
You got the urge to get
Away with false verbiage
Lies for the truth that's
What you're tryna pass
That's a King Mufasa tale
With your lyin' ass
It's just I'm in here dropping
Classics like gum bottom Reeboks
I've got another alternative fact
Before the beat stops
Raindrops, droptops
I'm glad Slaughterhouse album ain't Detox
Your boyfriend ask "Have
You been cheating?"
Give him alternative facts
(Give him alternative facts)
The cops pull you over, "Sir
Have you been drinking?"
Give 'em alternative facts
(Give 'em alternative facts)
Your resume ain't looking good, bro
Delete it
And use alternative facts
You got a lie, you wanna keep a secret
Just use alternative facts
Now let's go
Ay, I love alternative facts
Ay, he love alternative facts
Ay, she love alternative facts
Ay, we love alternative facts
You been cheating?"
Give him alternative facts
(Give him alternative facts)
The cops pull you over, "Sir
Have you been drinking?"
Give 'em alternative facts
(Give 'em alternative facts)
Your resume ain't looking good, bro
Delete it
And use alternative facts
You got a lie, you wanna keep a secret
Just use alternative facts
Now let's go
Ay, I love alternative facts
Ay, he love alternative facts
Ay, she love alternative facts
Ay, we love alternative facts
Donald Trump's an honorable guy
Kanye's so modest and shy
That's a couple alternative facts
So we can all be honest and lie
I use them all the time for my benefit
I tell true fibs, I'm not a hypocrite
So I can never be caught in a lie
Even with a women I'm solid cause I
Knew this thot Liza
Excellent cockrider with a twat
Like a hot geyser
Gave me top in her moms Chrysler
She was hot as a bonfire
Only problem, I did not like her
So I had to lie to her
With the lies I'm nicer than Sean Spicer
So if you get caught with another dude
Your man burst into the room
And seen the brother nude
You've got alternative facts so what
The fuck is proof?
Look him dead in the eye
And tell the other truth
Your boyfriend ask "Have
You been cheating?"
Give him alternative facts
(Give him alternative facts)
The cops pull you over, "Sir
Have you been drinking?"
Give 'em alternative facts
(Give 'em alternative facts)
Your resume ain't looking good, bro
Delete it
And use alternative facts
You got a lie, you wanna keep a secret
Just use alternative facts
Now let's go
Ay, I love alternative facts
Ay, he love alternative facts
Ay, she love alternative facts
Ay, we love alternative facts
You gotta learn to relax
You gotta learn to act
Like these conservatives act
Like Kellyanne Conway
She got alternative facts
She lies so well, she should learn how to rap
Cause in this era she would murder it
Culture, I'm not concerned with it
Hip hop is alive cause these
Wack rappers preserving it
That's the kind of fact in the science class
That teaches Galileo said the earth is
Flat as Black Chyna's ass
That's alternative truth no reversing it
You got the urge to get
Away with false verbiage
Lies for the truth that's
What you're tryna pass
That's a King Mufasa tale
With your lyin' ass
It's just I'm in here dropping
Classics like gum bottom Reeboks
I've got another alternative fact
Before the beat stops
Raindrops, droptops
I'm glad Slaughterhouse album ain't Detox
Your boyfriend ask "Have
You been cheating?"
Give him alternative facts
(Give him alternative facts)
The cops pull you over, "Sir
Have you been drinking?"
Give 'em alternative facts
(Give 'em alternative facts)
Your resume ain't looking good, bro
Delete it
And use alternative facts
You got a lie, you wanna keep a secret
Just use alternative facts
Now let's go
Ay, I love alternative facts
Ay, he love alternative facts
Ay, she love alternative facts
Ay, we love alternative facts