KXNG Crooked, Joell Ortiz - Nahdeadassyo (Commercial) lyrics

Attention
If you walking through your corner store
Bodega on a late night
Just trying to get you that
Malt liquor you enjoy sipping
And you walking past the
Freezer section and slipping
Damn near fall but you didn't
You gotta be kidding (deadass)
You better walk your ass back
Around down that aisle
And lay your ass down and DM
The best hood advicer in town
They'll probably see that you faked it
On the cameras but hey
They might not, it's worth a shot (deadass)
If you purchase a bag of weed cause
Homie said it was that zaza
And it looked and smelled proper
But, you rolled it and smoked it and it
Was ah ah and you feel nada
Here's what you do papa (deadass)
You go back like
Yo this ain't it I know you got some shit
Next time I was gon' get a whole zip
Now you either gonna get a free bag
Of pot or you'll get popped
But hey it's worth a sho (deadass)
Follow at Nahdeadassyo for all
Your hood advice
Sticky situations, I'm your best consultation
You just might make out nice
But keep in mind
Every scenario may not land you at the top
But try me out, why not
I mean it's worth a shot
So next time you playing Call of
Duty and she walks in bitching
And throw you off your whole mission
(deadass) complaining about all your dishes
In the kitchen look her in the eyes and say
Let me put some dick in (deadass)
She's either gonna let you take all
Her clothes off or she gon'
Put all yours in the hallway (deadass)
But we can do this all day
Y'all know my forte when you
Hear the boy say, it's worth a shot
At Nahdeadassyo
That's at N-A-H-D-E-A-D-A-S-S, yo
Please don't hit my DM
With non winnable scenarios
If you see I read the
Message but I didn't respond
Give me some time I deal
With a lot of bullshit
The advice you receive will have
A fifty-fifty chance of being
Helpful or hurtful
Advice is not legally binding