LeAnn Rimes - Crazy Women lyrics

Who'd-a guessed that Aqua Net
Could start a fire with a single cigarette
No, she wasn't drunk, she wasn't stoned
Just sick and tired of wondering
If he was coming home
So she drove around, she found his car
They heard the boom from in the bar
He called the cops, she called his bluff
They hauled her off in
High heels and handcuffs

Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep their crazy hidden 'til they're
Pushed off the deep end
Oh yeah, God forgive 'em
They weren't born like this
Oh, no, crazy women are made by crazy men

He told his friends she was depressed
Borderline bipolar, witch with PMS
Well, he cheats and lies and
Then plays the victim
He don't know why they always
Seem to pick him

Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep their crazy hidden 'til they're
Pushed off the deep end
Oh yeah, God forgive 'em
They weren't born like this
Oh, no, crazy women are made by crazy men

Some take a pistol, some take an axe
And boy, if you feel the fire
You better bet she's got a match
It might be the teacher just down the street
The hairdresser or the housewife or
The waitress that's so sweet
No, you won't see it when you meet 'em
So be careful how you treat 'em
She might look just like me

Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep their crazy hidden 'til we're
Pushed off the deep end
Oh yeah, God forgive us
Even though some were born like this
God knows
Crazy women are made by crazy crazy crazy
Crazy women are made by crazy men