Lemon Demon - Bad Idea lyrics

Every once in a while there
Is a shooting star
People say they're good luck
But even if they are
There's not a star in motion
That could help me now
I'm in serious trouble, and I don't know how
A pack of deadly creatures
Followed me back here
I am desperately hiding as
They're drawing near
I wish I knew what to do
Or where I lost my way
So I'm carefully thinking back to yesterday

I was just a normal chap
But, I shoulda brought a map, I shoulda
Shoulda, woulda, coulda, woulda
Shoulda, woulda, coulda, woulda

I got lost and I wound up on a dirt road
I saw signs, and in retrospect they did bode
Bad things, but I shrugged and I still drove
Through to a town where
My bad luck overflowed
Everybody in town was nowhere to be seen
So I parked near a house
That was marked thirteen
I went up to the door
But there was no one there
And when I turned around, my car was gone
I swear
So I ran to a pay phone but there was no tone
I had an eerie feeling in my very bones
And soon it started to rain
And there was no way out
I couldn't hold my frustration
And began to shout:

"Maybe this was a bad idea, oh no
Maybe this was a bad idea, oh no"

I was stuck in the rain and I was mad as hell
So I began to run
But then I slipped and fell
I tumbled down a hill into a cemetery
I shouldn't have to tell you
It was freaking scary
I tried to stand back up
But something held me down a dead
Rotting arm was reaching from the ground
I was utterly helpless till I saw the Sword
I quickly sliced my captor yelling
"praise the lord!"

Then I saw the living dead
It was then I shoulda fled, I shoulda
Shoulda, woulda, coulda, woulda
Shoulda, woulda, coulda, woulda

But, I stood like a pillar in a hallway
I knew I'd be slaying demons that day
I stared at the rotting heaps of pure decay
And I charged with the force of a gamma ray
It happened in slow motion, I began the fight
Some sort of power kept me
Going through the night
With that mysterious sword beheading
Beasts and ghouls
Just me versus them, without any rules
But many more kept rising
Up from shallow graves
I did my best to fight them
But they came in waves
And soon it was too much
Just demon after demon
So I ran as quickly as I could, screaming

"Maybe this was a bad idea, oh no
Maybe this was a bad idea, oh no
This was a bad idea"

So here I am, hiding from fate
I can't win, it's just too late
But something must be done
Yes sirree, this war must be won
I know this, I won't die hiding
I know this, I must keep fighting
I don't know who the winner's gonna be
But there's just one way to see

It's time to kick some zombie ass
La la la la la la!
It's time to kick some zombie ass
La la la la la la!