Lemon Demon - Birdfucker lyrics
[Lemon Demon - Birdfucker lyrics]
You spend your days bird watching
While petting your sap sucker
And pelican debauching
And goosing some poor clucker
The early bird will get the worm
If worm is just a cutesy term
You're using to describe your sperm
Birdfucker
Now when you buy a chicken
You don't want to pluck her
No, you'd rather stick your dick in
You filthy rubber ducker
And in your wettest dream you let
An ostrich and an emu peck your
Neck and double team you, birdfucker
You fuck birds there are no words
Except birdfucker
You'd get foul with an owl
You'd make sweet love to a turtle dove
You want to screw a cockatoo
You'd plug your hole with an oriole
The common loon is your favorite poon
You'd love a swan to come upon
You'd bury your meat in a parakeet
You'd fuck an eagle if it weren't illegal
There is no quail you wouldn't nail
There is no stork you wouldn't pork
You'd spill your sauce on an albatross
Let loose your juice on mother goose
Oh, yes, you're throbbin' for a robin so good
Misbehavin' with a raven and
Woodpecker peckin' your wood
And the swallow swallows your birdseed
That's what you need to skeet
Skeet to the tweet tweet
And you're fuckin' a falcon
And your cock’s in a hawk
And you wanna make 'em all go squawk
Cause you're a birdfucker you fuck birds
While petting your sap sucker
And pelican debauching
And goosing some poor clucker
The early bird will get the worm
If worm is just a cutesy term
You're using to describe your sperm
Birdfucker
Now when you buy a chicken
You don't want to pluck her
No, you'd rather stick your dick in
You filthy rubber ducker
And in your wettest dream you let
An ostrich and an emu peck your
Neck and double team you, birdfucker
You fuck birds there are no words
Except birdfucker
You'd get foul with an owl
You'd make sweet love to a turtle dove
You want to screw a cockatoo
You'd plug your hole with an oriole
The common loon is your favorite poon
You'd love a swan to come upon
You'd bury your meat in a parakeet
You'd fuck an eagle if it weren't illegal
There is no quail you wouldn't nail
There is no stork you wouldn't pork
You'd spill your sauce on an albatross
Let loose your juice on mother goose
Oh, yes, you're throbbin' for a robin so good
Misbehavin' with a raven and
Woodpecker peckin' your wood
And the swallow swallows your birdseed
That's what you need to skeet
Skeet to the tweet tweet
And you're fuckin' a falcon
And your cock’s in a hawk
And you wanna make 'em all go squawk
Cause you're a birdfucker you fuck birds