Lemon Demon - Bowling Alley lyrics

Okay, the other night, I
Mean like, last night
I had the most screwed up dream ever, ever
I mean, it was like a freaking acid
Trip, not that I, uh, advocate, uh, drugs
Because drugs are bad, and stuff
Anyway, my dream, my dream was like, I, um

I was in a warehouse
And there were all these guys in Santa suit's
Doing this sort of big dance thing
And they couldn't see me, or something
I don't know
And then one of the Santa guys was like
A really fat guy and he didn't, uh
And he didn't want to do the dance
And he, uh, was the only one who could see me
So he was like
"Look! LOOK!" but no one else could see me
So I started he started chasing me
Chasing me and I was like, in a car
But he was faster than the car
And suddenly he jumped out in front of me
In front of the car
And he started screaming
Only it was like a Bigfoot scream
And it sounded so creepy coming from a, uh
Santa guy in the dream I was like "AHH!"
And I hit the brakes
Only the, uh, brake pedal was
Broken and it was uh, actually a gas pedal
So I plowed over the Santa guy
And he went u- he went under the front tires
And then under the back tires
And then for some reason when
He hit the back tires
The front of the car flew up
And then I was suddenly in a flying car
Only it was like a hovercraft?
And then there was this big part
That I can't really remember
But, I was in a, uh, in the
Hovercraft thing and I was like, uh
Looking around for this house
And when I finally got to the house
Um, I there was the button on the door
And I pressed the button, and the door opened
And a freaking scary old dead guy
Sh- uh, popped out of door
And he was on rockets

And he grabbed me but I got loose
And then I ran in the house
And I hid in the bathroom
But there were these like, uh
TVs in the bathroom
And then something happened
I'm not sure what happened
But, I was in, like, a bowling alley
And there
Was, all the the bowling balls were uh, uh
Dead president heads
And then I started shrinking
And then the Abraham Lincoln head tried to
Eat me and then I woke up

It was really scary