Lemon Demon - Correctional Facility Food Sucks lyrics
[Lemon Demon - Correctional Facility Food Sucks lyrics]
To our wiggly website!
I have no penis i have no penis
I have no penis i have no penis
I have no penis i have no penis
I have no penis
Welcome! Welcome! welcome!
You’ve got- Welcome! You’ve got- Welcome!
Welcome! Welcome!
Mail! Welcome! You’ve got mail! Welcome!
You’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve got
Got got got got
Got got got mail mail mail mail mail mail
Welcome! You’ve got mail! Mail!
You’ve got- Goodbye!
Hey buddy, if you’re a man
Looking for another man
Then you’ve called the right place
Because this is the cheapest
Gay phone service around
We’re talking about a average market of
Only $299 to $499 per minute
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me!
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot!
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot!
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me!
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack!
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho!
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack!
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me!
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite!
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho!
Oh yo, seitrae’ em, pu knird!
Pika pika pi!
Welcome! Welcome! welcome!
You’ve got- Welcome! You’ve got- Welcome!
Welcome! Welcome!
Mail! Welcome! You’ve got mail! Welcome!
You’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve got
Got got got got
Got got got mail mail mail mail mail mail
Welcome! You’ve got mail! Mail!
You’ve got- Goodbye!
I have no penis i have no penis
Fridge largemeat butch
Deadlift slab bulkhead flint chesthair
It’s great to be here with you young witches
On this fabulous night
Remember girls, show the world
Happy birthdaaaaaugh!
Let them know it’s ha hallow ha halloween
I… have… no… peeeeeeniiiiss
I’m wearing brown pants
Arnold’s coming to town
He’s going to and he’s going
To break your legs
With a m uh with a monkey wrench
I’m going to break your legs with
A monkey wrench until you die
Because I’m Arnold Schwarzeneg
Oh, oops… cough Sorry about that
Sometimes my voice goes a little weird when
I’m talking in my normal voice, like this
It just goes all weird like
That I don’t know why
I’m going to have to see a doctor about it
If he tries to touch my pee-pee
I’m going to break his hair
With a monkey wrench
Hi! We’re the Wiggles! And welcome
To our wiggly website!
Hi! We’re the Wiggles! And welcome
To our wiggly website!
Wiener, wiener, wien-wien-wiener
I am Mr milky Toes, and
I wear pantyhose
I gotta have more cowbell!
Hrngh… who is the fat man
I wonder? And how does he
Fit into this sinister puzzle?
I have no penis
Sreggit tuoba gniht lufrednow eht
Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo
Weeee Weeee Weeee Weeee Weeee!
Welcome! Welcome! welcome!
You’ve got- Welcome! You’ve got- Welcome!
Welcome! Welcome! Mail! Welcome! You’ve got-
Neem een ander in de maling (Ah ah ah yeah)
Loop niet an m’n kop te zeuren
(Oewoho oewoho)
Jij mot niet so ouwehoere (Ah ah ah yeah)
Aàh, alle vrouwen zijn ‘t zelfde
(Oewoho oewoho)
I have no penis i have no penis
I have pe- I have pe- I have pe-
I have no penis
I’ma Wario! I’ma gonna win!
Wee hee, I got it! Aiaiaiayia!