Lemon Demon - CryptoSanta lyrics

Classified project, moving light
Privately funded silent night
North pole station satellite red and white
Laser beams are focusing
Converging on a tyrant king

New dimensions! Full of presents!
For the children! In the trillions!

With a little bit of brains
Maybe we can do away
With the lack of candy canes
Make Christmas every day
Through scientific enterprise
Maybe we can open eyes we can revolutionize
The way we move merchandise
No more naughty, no more nice
(It keeps on giving, it keeps on giving)
Just a present and a price
(It keeps on giving, it keeps on giving)
It's a pillow, it's a pet
(As seen on TV, as seen on TV)
It's a miracle it hasn't happened yet
(As seen on TV) oh god, something went wrong
I can't let you see me like this
I walked through the path of the beam
At first I thought I was okay
Overnight my hair turned white
I've been gaining weight involuntary spasms
Like a bowl full of jelly
Outbursts of laughter
We must not tell the shareholders
That would be bad

Whoa, something to do with DNA
Something to do with gamma rays
White flowing beard won't go away, go away
Laser beams from outer space
Converging on my mutant face

New dimensions! Now I'm presents!
Like Pandora! Oh, the horror!

Body horror, tendons snapping
Ribbons and wrapping, stocking stuffing
Skin is sloughing, bones are bowing
Something is growing, something, oh!
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, merry christmas!