Lemon Demon - Degrassi lyrics

Once upon a time there was
A school called Degrassi
And the children in attendance were
All fat and sassy except for one little boy
And his name was Rick
People pushed him around until he
Turned into a prick
And took a gun, took a gun
Took a very big gun to Degrassi
To have himself a little bit of fun
And bang, shot Jimmy, and pointed it at Emma
With Sean in the way, oh, what a big dilemma

But then Rick died, and everything was fine
Except Ashley's kinda freakin' out cause
Craig lost his mind
And proposed at a party with
His puppy dog eyes
But Ashley refused, and what a big surprise
When he cried like a baby
And went back to his hotel
And fucked up the room
And stuck Joey with the bill
Then he went to a wedding
And acted like a whore
Then he kicked Joeys ass
And then he cried a little more
Hey, remember back when Manny and
JT were going out? And JT was doing good
But then began to doubt
That his little stack of dimes
Could measure up to Craig's
When he saw it in the
Locker room between Craig's legs
So in order to get him
Out of his romantic slump
Some black kid gave him a magic penis pump
But Manny found out
And to make matters worse
It turned out that Mr raditch used it first

Well Paige got raped, and Marco is gay
Spinner gets boners and farts all day
Toby is a dork, and Liberty is too
Snake's got cancer up the wazoo
Sean's on his own, and Ellie likes to cut
Alex is a bitch, and Manny is a slut
Emma's kinda whiny, and Terri got hit
Hazel doesn't ever seem to do jack shit

Degrassi is my favorite thing
When the theme song plays I
Always have to sing
I hope that it never goes off the air
I'd even miss Spinner's hair