Lemon Demon - Don't Be Like the Sun lyrics

The king of Mars perfects
His commentary skills
I'm a gold plated man monkey
Full of dollar bills
If you're happier, dial one now

Don't be fooled by gravity
And don't be like the sun
(Something went wrong, I hate this song)
And if I could change one
Thing about the weather
Well then I would tell the
World and I'd become famous
And then I wouldn't need to
Care about the weather never
Ever anymore ‘cause I would
Be relaxing in Hawaii
But that is not my fate
I'm trapped inside a cage
It isn't even locked, but I'm an idiot
(It's an illusion)

Caesar was a criminal
But his mother was a saint
Some say that it's subliminal
But I say that it ain't
Science was a masquerade
Meant to sell you lemonade and it worked
They're laughing in their graves
Once again I'm falling down a
Mountain like a metaphor
(God damn leprechauns, god damn leprechauns)

Shoot me from a cannon to the moon
Without a helmet on my head
Or even oxygen to breathe in the
Offhand chance that there's no air

Air is like a something something
Air is like an I don't know
And air is just like fog but it's not gray
And it makes me want to
Breathe in toxic little fumes and then
I breathe out sugar-frosted blood
All I ever did to make you
Laugh was breathe out sugar-frosted blood

(What do I do now? Tell me
Lest I do nothing… guardian devil)

I'd like to make a toast to
All the little garden gnomes
Who bravely sacrificed their lives for me
I'd like to make a toast but no
One seems to have a cup
I wonder where my cup has gone I
Think that it was taken by
The king of Mars perfects
His commentary skills
I'm a gold plated man monkey
Full of dollar bills
You've been standing there, blocking my view

Don't be scared by me or me
And don't be like the sun
(Because the sun doesn't really exist
It's an illusion
That's why you shouldn't be like the sun
Because if you are, you don't exist
And I don't associate with
People who don't exist)