Lemon Demon - Ebaum's World Dot Com lyrics

Once upon a time
On the Internet there was a guy
A very deeply flawed man
They called him Eric Bauman
He was a total asshole and nobody knows why
He traveled all around
On the pulse of each phenomenon
From Something Awful on to Fark
With his trusty watermark
He stole and stuck it all upon ebaumsworldcom

It wasn't fair to those from whom he stole
But did he care? No, not one bit
And then he had the nads to sell some ads
What a piece of shit, oh, Eric!

Eric's quite a slut
Other people's work has made him rich
He hired some male prostitutes
Dressed them up in three-piece suit's
His faithful team of lawyers
Made the Internet his bitch
'til Lowtax came along
Punched him in the face and banged his mom
And Mr bauman
Quite disgraced had his dumb website erased
Well, sadly that's a lie
There's still an Ebaumsworldcom

But, if we all join hands and sing this song
Then our call will reach the sky
And maybe Zeus and Thor will smite that whore
I think it's worth a try

Ebaumsworld is going down
We gotta rise up from the underground
And tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
'Bout how stealing simply isn't cool
So right now we're making that our mission
And if that bastard doesn't listen
We'll get sick of being lawful
And brand his ass with Something Awful!