Lemon Demon - Merry Christmas Alora lyrics
[Lemon Demon - Merry Christmas Alora lyrics]
Merry Christmas to Alora
And if you were Jewish I
Could rhyme that with menorah
I thought of some presents
Like five Jackie Chan dolls
A brand new computer, or Fabio's manballs
But, I'm a cheap bastard
So I made you a song
With a Flash animation of Mario in a thong
Your birthday is soon
But too close to Christmas
So you won't get anything!
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)
I know you'll have a very Merry Christmas
Yes I do cause Santa says he has a
Very special gift for you! (Ho ho ho)
(Mamma mia, Woaaah)