Lemon Demon - One Weird Tip lyrics

I'm offering to you a business proposal
My new weight loss methods
Are at your disposal
For pennies a day get your college diploma
And miracle pills found to cure melanoma
So tell me if you are a small business owner
Because I am offering free ink and toner
I've got Oxycodone without a prescription
And replica watches with custom inscriptions

My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely
For one hundred dollars in USD only
Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis
I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace
I need you to save me, I have too much money
The government hates me but I
Know you love me i'm desperate and wealthy
I'm single and Christian
You're all I have left and I
Pray that you'll listen to

One weird tip discovered by a mom
A weird old tip discovered by a mom
And you can own YourNameCom
And you can own YourNameCom
And you can own YourNameNet
With all the action you are gonna get
With self help talks on CD-ROM
And one weird tip discovered by a mom

Jessica Landon tagged you in a photo
And Danny Malone shared a
Link on your timeline
And Benjamin Keaton is following you
And your dad commented on a
Photo you're tagged in
And Christopher Washington wants
To be friends
And Michelle Attenborough suggested you
Like Attenborough Productions
And Lillian Barry invited you to
A performance of Tommy

My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely
For one hundred dollars in USD only
Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis
I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace
I need you to save me, I have too much money
The government hates me
But I know you love me
I'm desperate and wealthy
I'm single and Christian
(It's simple, it's safe
It's a fool-proof system)

One weird tip discovered by a mom
A weird old tip discovered by a mom
And you can own YourNameCom
And you can own YourNameCom
And you can own YourNameNet
With all the action you are gonna get
With self help talks on CD-ROM
And one weird tip discovered by a mom

My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely
(One weird trick)
For one hundred dollars in USD only
(Discovered by a mom)
Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis
(A weird old tip)
I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace
(Discovered by a mom)
I need you to save me, I have too much money
The government hates me but I
Know you love me (And you can own)
I'm desperate and wealthy
I'm single and Christian (YourNameCom)
You're all I have left and
I pray that you'll listen (And you can own)
My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely
(YourNameCom)
For one hundred dollars in USD only
(And you can own)
Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis
(YourNameNet)
I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace
I need you to save me, I have too much money
(With all the action)
The government hates me
But I know you love me (You are gonna get)
I'm desperate and wealthy
I'm single and Christian
(With self help talks)
You're all I have left and
I pray that you'll listen (On CD-ROM)
My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely
(And one weird trick)
For one hundred dollars in USD only
(Discovered by a mom)
Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis
I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace
(One weird trick)
I need you to save me, I have too much money
(Discovered by a mom)
The government hates me but I
Know you love me (One weird trick)
I'm desperate and wealthy
I'm single and Christian
(Discovered by a mom)
You're all I have left and I (One)

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