Lemon Demon - Run, Harry, Run! lyrics

Harry Potter spends his summers
Waiting for the fall he'd count the days
And dream each night of
Hogwarts' distant call
The Dursleys, Harry's relatives
Were wretched as can be
He prayed each night to Satan
That they'd die from gonorrhe-a

But one day he received a note
That Hogwarts had burned down:
"Oh, no!" he cried
And quickly donned a disappointed frown
He trashed his room and tore his books
And then went for his trunk
But Dumbledore popped out and bellowed
"Harry! You've been Punk'd!"

Harry stared in disbelief at
Dumbledore's old smirk he knew it was joke
But he got pissed and went berserk
He threw the old man to the ground
And punched him in the beard
He pinned him down with all his weight
And that's when it got weird
Dumbledore was smiling as young
Harry sat on top he made a funny noise and
Ordered Harry not to stop
But Harry got freaked out and threw
A large book at his head
And Dumbledore stopped moving
It seemed Dumbledore was dead

Run, Harry, run, Harry, run!
You killed your headmaster
Now your problem's just begun!
Run, Harry, run, Harry, run, Harry, run!
Who can fend off Voldemort now? No one