Lemon Demon - Smell Like a Cookie All Day lyrics

Just when you thought it was safe
To go back in the water
Hundreds of bloodthirsty nightmares have
Made you their prey
You felt good and plucky, as nice as can be
But no one's that lucky, so listen to me

When life is not so nice
Remember this advice:
Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear
And you'll smell like a cookie all day
Yes, you'll smell like a cookie all day

I used to feel like my world
Was a bucket of sorrow
A mountain of sadness
A miserable wilted bouquet
A big rotten pumpkin, I wished I were dead
And I'd almost jumped when it
Popped in my head

The key to happiness is merely only this:
Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear
And you'll smell like a cookie all day
Yes, you'll smell like a cookie all day

We wander aimlessly for God knows how
Many miles and then we die
So very clueless to the truth, so very blind
Unsatisfied
If only the human race would wake
The hell up and finally understand
Exactly what it needs to do to
Meet the spirit's silent demand

They say it's human nature
Wars will be fought and
Innocents will be killed
And every soul we lose is
Yet another mission unfulfilled
Meanwhile it seems like I'm the
Only living person who knows
Exactly how the story goes
The answer's right in front of our nose

My friend, humanity, stop this insanity
Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear
And you'll smell like a cookie all day
Yes, you'll smell like a cookie all day