Leo Sayer - I Am the Walrus lyrics

I am he as you are he as
You are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly i'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Mister City, policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky
See how they run i'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain

I am the egg man
(now good sir, what are you?)
They are the egg men
(a poor man, made to tame fortune's blows)
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob (good pity)
G-goo goo g'joob

Expert, textpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide i'm crying

Semolina pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them
Kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob g-goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob, goo goo

Everybody's got one, everybody's got one
Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper
"Villain, take my Purse if
Ever thou wilt thrive, bury my Body
And give the Letters which
Thou findst about me
To Edmund Earl of Gloucester: seek him out
Upon the English Party oh, untimely death
Death–" "I know thee well
A serviceable Villain as duteous to the Vices
Of thy Mistress as badness would desire"
"What, is he dead?"
"Sit you down, Father rest you"