Lil darkie, LiL CUBENSiS - My parents are sleeping in the next room and i dont wan to wake them up lyrics

I gotta plug the keyboard in
Yup
This is the adlibs
Ayy, ayy, yuh nigga
You ain't know shit
My rap name is LIL DARKIE
This beat is produced by LiL CUBENSiS
Be very quiet
My parents are sleeping in the adjacent room

Shhhh!
My mom and dad are sleeping
Through the corridors I'm creeping
Just to get me some juice
Tie my bedpost like a noose so I
Can get out of my window
Now my dad has some security
The beeping will let him know I'm
Tryna hang with friends though
Smoking hella indo take a silent bong rip
I hope you can hear the smoke on my lip
Bitch
I am just a bit rich
I have a thick bitch
Sittin' on my dick tip
I'm Indian so it fit

Hey! Shut the fuck up! It's
Two in the fucking morning
I gotta get up at 5 AM to work!
I'm sorry
Go the fuck to bed!
I'm sorry
Son of a bitch

The adlibs are back now
Yeah
Fuck my dad, my dad is a bitch
He's a snitch
Prolly gon' go tell my mom to take
The whole Nintendo Switch from me
(Uh)
I'll drown him in listerine
That he makes me use it even though it hurts
(Uh)
My dad is the worst, it's a curse (Uh)
Imma go and take some gum out momma purse
'Cause I bet she got some
Gum inside her purse
I'm the first person to think of that
Where my daddy's drinks is at?
I know this nigga ain't that smart
The fuck this nigga's drinks is at?
If I was him and he was me the
Fuck I'd think I'd think they at?
Underneath the sink I'd check

Ew, momma got a vibrator? What the fuck? Dad
What the fuck is this shit nigga?
Hey shut the fuck up!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm fucking sorry
Imma go to sleep now
Sike nigga!