Lil’ Kim, CeeLo Green, Redman - Lil' Drummer Boy lyrics

Will the court please, rise?
Judge Funk Doctor Spock residing
Your honor, Lil' Kim is a threat to society
She has shown a blatant disregard for the law
And has killed six fine law enforcement
Agents in the line of duty
For the vicious acts
She should be punished to the
Fullest extent of the law

Pardon me your honor
May I address the bench?
They tryna assassinate me like they
Did to Larry Flynt excuse my persona
I may be hardcore but I'm not Jeffrey Dahmer
Ever since I killed 'em
I ain't been in trouble since
It wasn't my fault
I acted out of self-defense
He killed my best friend
(Who's him?) I mean them
They was all dressed in blue and
They want me dead too
They had real grenade bombs
Inside of their palms
And a whole bunch of guns
Wrapped tight in their arms
See them bastards woke me up
When they broke my alarm
I was getting my ass licked
By this cat named Tom
(Stop) I heard three guns cocked
That's when Tom dropped
They sent the bow and arrow
Right through his tank top
(Oh, she's lying) Lying? Blood was
Gushing on the floor
Fingerprints all on the door
Need I say more?
Pulled out the remote can and
Shot blows after blow, ploom!
Queen off her toes
They fell down like dominoes
I think it was the Matrix
I mean it was the Matrix
What was I to do? Sit
Back and just take this?
Yo, I'm tellin' you now If I lose this debate
Like in Dead Presidents I'm going
Out like Larenz Tate
See I ain't gon be stupid
I'ma take all y'all to the shift
I should be able to say what I want
What the fuck I plead the fifth?
(Now Kim, Kim) Fuck that Cee-Lo
I got to save the world
The first female king and they
Mad 'cause I'm a girl

Uh, with all due respect your honor
Excuse my client's temperament
Who has had social intelligence?
With so much innocence we have to implement
She was slightly out of place
But, if you grant us a grain of your grace
I'll assure you it's only stress due
To the severity of the case
Imagine for a minute
Yourself in the same shoes
The same sense of survival and
The same nothing to lose
Your children, your lovely wife
I mean look at her
The only thing she's guilty of is
Having no choice in the matter

Lord I cry (I cry) from the things I've
Seen (that I've seen) and Lord I cry
(I cry) from the things I've seen (ooh)
If you only knew
(only knew) the things that I've been through
(Oh, yeah) you'd know why
(you'd know why-y-y)
You'd know why I cry, I cry, I cry
(Order! Order! Order! Order! Order! Order)

Order in the courts
I'm examining her thoughts
And the notes on why you
Started slaughtering the fort
The men dressed in blue
They were undercover cops
Hungry to see another black motherfucker shot
They ran up in your spot and
No one gave the orders
Even Tom was tapped with a
Mic and a tape recorder
(He was in on it too) yeah
(I guess I should've known) yeah
(Objection your honor)
Yo objection overruled
I know the news they tried
To pay the grand jury
To give you life sentence with
Parole up in thirty
Now that's dirty, surveillance and you debate
Fuck Will! Now you're the new
Enemy of the State
Angela Bobbett's cake compared to you
And Junior Mafia
That clique ain't scared to move
So they took precautions
Grenades from all force and
Professional marksman with four fours
Of war hymn
But, you stopped, dropped, rolled and duck
Shot back other bitches would've folded up
Now that's my kind of bitch
I know I'm the judge but, I love that bitch
And I'm coming with her
Creme of crop, and me, I'ma hold her down
Resign with A-K's so we blowing the trial
Look it's a setup yo, Kim come on
(I'm right behind you, baby)
Yo, Kim, come on
(I'm right here with you man)

Lord I cry, I cry
From the things that I've seen
That I've seen