Lily Allen - Alfie lyrics

Oh, oh deary me my little brother's in his
Bedroom smoking weed
I tell him he should get up
'cause it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered 'cause he's high on THC
I ask him very nicely if he'd
Like a cup of tea
I can't even see him 'cause
His room is so smoky
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV
My baby brother, Alfie
How I wish that you could see

I only say it 'cause I care
So please, can you stop pulling my hair?
Now, now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair, my dear mon frère

Ohh Alfie, get up, it's a brand new day
I just can't sit back and watch
You waste your life away
You need to get a job because
The bills need to get paid
Get off your lazy arse, Alfie, please
Use your brain
Surely there's some walls out there that
You can go and spray
I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray
Now how the hell do you ever
Expect that you'll get laid
When all you do is stay and
Play on your computer games?

I only say it 'cause I care
So please, can you stop pulling my hair?
Now, now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair, my dear mon frère

Oh, little brother, please
Refrain from doing that
I'm tryna help you out so can
You stop being a twat
It's time that you and I sat
Down and had a little chat
And look me in the eyes
Take off that stupid fitted cap

I only say it 'cause I care
So please, can you stop pulling my hair?
Now, now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair please don't despair
Mon frère