Lily Allen - URL Badman lyrics

Mom: Alexander, the dinner's on the table!

Mom: Alex!
Alex: yeah, alright mum, I said I'm coming!
Alex: Sniff Gosh

I work at home in my parent's basement
I don't troll, I make statements
I'm not a cliché sittin' in my PJ's
Double cupping at lunch on a Tuesday
I'm like Drake, see, so don't hate me
I get vexed if you don't appreciate me
Real talk, I put the world to rights
And when I'm a big boy
I'm gonna write for Vice

It's not for me, it must be wrong
I could ignore it and move on
But, I'm a broadband champion a URL badman
And if you're tryna call it art
I'll have to take it all apart
I got a high-brow game plan, a URL badman

I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N with no empathy
I got a high-brow game plan, a URL badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me
Cause, I'm a broadband champion, URL badman

Spectacles with no prescription
Short shorts with conviction
Supreme palace, APC
Sizzurp in a chalice, yeah, that's so me
I'm a London white boy repping ATL
Keyboard warrior, that can't spell
I don't like you, I think you're worthless
I wrote a long piece about
It up on my WordPress

It's not for me, it must be wrong
I could ignore it and move on
But, I'm a broadband champion a URL badman
And if you're tryna call it art
I'll have to take it all apart
I got a high-brow game plan, a URL Badman

I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N with no empathy
I got a high-brow game plan, a URL badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me
Cause, I'm a broadband champion, URL badman

I like Jordans, Joyrich, DJ Screw shit
Complex, Pitchfork, Winnie The Pooh shit
I'm a Space Ghost Perrpetrator
Bottom half of Idolator
Check for Tyler the Creator
Blogespheric vindicator
A$AP, Kanye, XX remix, Mike Jones, Paul Wall
I need a Kleenex
I don't like girls much, they're kinda silly
Unless, of course
They wanna play with my willy

I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N with no empathy
I got a high-brow game plan, a URL badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me
Cause, I'm a broadband champion, URL badman

I got a high-brow game plan, a URL badman