Living Legends - Addicted lyrics

While sitting home playing with my prick
I decided to take in a flick
Only dirty movies turn me on
Like "Deep Throat" and "The
Devil and Miss Jones"
I've been called a genius
I've been called a bastard
But, I'm known around the world
As the nasty rapper
All of you freaks, no matter where you are
Listen while I rap about the porno stars
It goes, budda budda, budda
Budda, budda budda, budda budda
Yea, ha ha (slows down beat kicks in)

(It's a problem, shit i'm a grown ass
Man, man damn that's a problem though, shit)
Every time you jerk off you
Shorten your life span
Thats what somebody told me
(Where you go for help
For something like that?)
Is it true,?My head man?
(Who do you call? What?)
If it is I'm dead AND
I need someone here to control me
(I'm an addict)

I bought the brand new Mac
The high speed Internet
The dual-drives in the back
It's lots of power like crack
I'm addicted to these sites
With the free pics, the tight ones
Lots of categories, point your arrow
They're a light sum
I zone out in the web world of triple-X
I never knew what a MILF was 'till I seen it
Yes!
I like the Indian sites, forbidden paradise
The red dot special hoes, black sheep
Said it ripe
I like the "BangBus" and "8th Street Latinas"
Tricking amateurs out, avoiding misdemeanors
Flash the cash, they get in
Bash those, kick 'em out
Throw clothes to the floor, next
Girl on the route, hey!
I'm hella picky, I click off girls quickly
Don't like them shaved and
Prickly, no pre-pubescence, icky
That's a NO-NO! Grow those hairy creampies
I love the "Big Naturals" and the smooth
Thick thighs i'm a guy that's wise to all
The tricks and the lies
The special offers for free
Membership with ties
They like a virus attacking on my phat screen
Clicking on the "X" for them to bounce
But they just won't leave won't leave
Damn they killed a couple hot males
I recognize some broads up off the Internet
I got tales, and get tails
But won't peep out no she males
But seen a couple that could fool you
Like some Lee Nails
I check the video clips on "CumFiesta"
Eating salsa and chips, take a?siesta?
Then back at it, I'm a porn addict
I even peep the animal lovers
And caught static while my girl was asleep
I'm caught up in a jam
I'm at the Macintosh with Cocoa
Butter in my hand
I needed help, Damn I need another plan
I'm running out of porn to
Check out in cyber land i'm an addict man
When's the last time you did it like this?

(Grouch: Hey, don't ask me that
You knowi did it like, 'bout a hour ago)

My girl used to buy me movies
But she know it don't really do me no good
Polishing my wood when I should be
Tending to what's under her hood
My minds on the "BangBus"
And I'm not getting kicked off
Somebody, quick build me a loft
To hide my stash
Hard drive's starting to flash
She's parting the gash, i need to save that!
MPEG's up the ass
Look at how far they got the legs back!
I was raised to know that's not love
But I' ma try it on my wife though
I got a twisted view on sex
Now when I like to see the white flow
In a hype, growing a painful pressure, Luke's
He's going to tame her with big bucks, man
This world we live in is nuts
I'm feeling stupid when I bust mine
But it ALWAYS goes away
And that's how I know I got a problem
And every day I say "I'm going to quit"
(Oops, I did it again)

I like pigtails, glasses and pumps
Cheerleader fit's, and any stretchy shit to
Make asses look plump
I don't dig the leather or the chains
Blindfolds are cool
Prefer eyes when it comes time to aim
Lollipops get me off
And crotchless fishnets rule
I'm a fan of drool
But that throw up shit's a fool
I only loose my cool when
I'm surfing for smut
I got one hand on the mouse
And the other on my WHAT?!
I play the skin-flute like
I'm in the symphony
And when it's time for me to get-some
Jake Steed's who I attempt to be
I never last though
Or fuck around with the asshole
I'm an asshole