Liz Phair - Ho Ho Ho lyrics
[Liz Phair - Ho Ho Ho lyrics]
All I got was some coal and some switches
Ours is the dimmest house on the block
They're hanging stockings
And we're hanging socks
Doing shots of room
Temperature peppermint Schnapps
As the yew log on TV crackles and pops
They had to cut back on most of the staff
Santa's a joker and I need a laugh
Still I believe in the spirit of forgiveness
Yes I do
Cause nobody gets a perfect Christmas
All I wanted was one perfect Christmas
All I got was some coal and some switches
That's ain't no sleigh bell
Jingling on the rooftop
The landlord is here and
He's changing the locks
Still I believe in the spirit of forgiveness
Yes I do
Cause nobody gets (a perfect Christmas)
Nobody gets (a perfect Christmas)
Nobody gets merry Christmas