London Yellow, Lilcockpump - Cheap Watch lyrics

Can you please stop flexing all of that
Stuff you have? It's making me upset

I got a watch that cost way less
Cause it tells good time and to me
That’s the best
You got a bustdown, that's an odd flex
Man the rolls on your chain
You got souls on your chest
You a whole meal, no homo, no gay
No I'm not cool in any type of way
I just make cool songs and be on the internet
I’m dumb broke, you can tell
That's a big bet
Girls don't like me, they don't even get wet
I live with my mom in a small ass apartment
I don't even eat, it's kinda disheartening
All you do is talk about your wealth
It's retarded
I get it, it's lit, now shut the fuck up
I am poor and it makes me wanna die
If you’re so rich, then give me a few bucks
My CashApp is my rap name with a dollar sign

She lickin’ on my dick
Just like an ice cream cone
She lickin' on my dick
Like a kitty and it’s food bowl
Meow, meow, meow, ooh, that's yummy
I bust in her mouth
Keep my kids in her tummy
Go dummy, stupid, retarded
My stummy hurts, oh, mommy, I just farted
I need help or some relief
Yeah, Pepto Bismol is all that I eat
I use no lotion when I beat me meat
Yeah, DolphinBoyz is my gang and that's sweet
(Eeh Eeh Eeh)
Eeh eeh eeh when my life completes
Stack my money up high from all these streams
It's not enough and that just stinks
I caught London Yellow up in the sheets
I thought he was fuckin’ on a Doja Cat
But, literally, it was just a cow (Moo)

I tired of seeing these cooned out videos
Where niggas flex money in front
Of big fat titty hoes that's cool and all
But where's the creativity?
"Ooh, add more money to this scene!"
Everything in the current state
Of music is predictable
I'd rather lose my eyes and ears
Then grow another dick to pull
You fuckin' imbeciles
You call me special before I
Tell the principle and
Get your nipple filled with a slice of cereal
"Million dollars on my dick
And I'm fuckin' on your bitch
Rob your grandma, then I went"
That's what you sound like
And it sounds niggerish
Nigga, nigga, money, drugs
Somethin' 'bout fuckin' bitches
Your followers are fuckin' slow and
Do the same shit
I am retarded, so I will probably blast it
If you see me in real life
I don't want my ass kicked (Leave me alone)

I don't want my ass kicked
But I'll kick your asses
And I heard about your grandma, yeah
I fucked that bitch flaccid
No condom, no problems i bust it real quick
Then I took her to Bahamas
Nice trip, like I'm takin' mushrooms
All these sensations
She the one I look up too
I think I love her, oh, I'm in trouble
Sippin' on this shit got me fucked up
Seein' double two grandmas and two dicks
Now I fuck your bitch on
Some double pimp shit
Lil' cock, but my balls real big
Me and Mr yellow got some pumped up kicks
No Foster, we all creators
Now I got some mini-kit's
Like I'm Darth Vader