London Yellow, Jonges - Commercial Break lyrics

Ugh i don't see the fuckin' point anymore
Ugh

Are you tired of your friends
And family telling you things
Will get better? (yeah)
Telling you that if you weren't around
Anymore that it would affect them negatively
And they would be devastated
For the rest of their lives? Yes
Sick of those long boring paragraphs from
Strangers, saying, "I don't know you
You don't know me" (Mhm)
But, blah blah blah yeah, I hate that
Worry no more
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Is there any way I can
Help you fucking kill yourself?
I can't take it anymore!
Everyone in my school just hates me
My parents are getting fucking divorced again
I just can't deal with this shit!
I just wanna feel loved i need inspiration
I need love ugh, yikes
Just wanna start off by saying
You're really fuckin' annoying
Let's get that out of the way
I already don't like you and
I haven't even met you
So I don't blame the people at
Your school for not liking you
You know what you need? (You're right)
You need to kill yourself
If you kill yourself, your parents have no
Choice but to get back together
That's gonna be a huge trauma
(That makes sense
Yeah) The entire human population will
Benefit from you killing yourself
Kill yourself (Okay)
Kill yourself, you're fuckin' putrid
I hate you! You're worthless!
You know what? Thanks, I am worthless
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